Inspired by [livejournal.com profile] missandrony: Haiku porn

Mar. 8th, 2005 09:41 pm
40cakes: (I write Smut!)
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He came and smiled.
The girl underneath frowned. Asked,
"Over already?"

See? Cuz it's short. Haiku porn. I'll start a trend, I just know it.

>^..^

Date: 2005-03-09 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missandrony.livejournal.com
They had wild sex.
She came loudly fifteen times.
Or so he believed.

Date: 2005-03-09 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scathachdhu.livejournal.com
"I cannot believe..."
she mumbled over his snores.
"One minute bastard."

Date: 2005-03-09 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missandrony.livejournal.com
The men in this pr0n
Are really lame in the sack.
Is longer better?

Date: 2005-03-09 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scathachdhu.livejournal.com
I swear I have plans
for more satisfying pr0n
Just give me a sec.

Date: 2005-03-09 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com
Satisfying pr0n
Would rock, especially with
The fic length at hand.

However, fun pr0n
That mocks and is snarky is
Just as fun, really.

>^..^

Date: 2005-03-09 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missandrony.livejournal.com
I see that your pr0n
comes like your characters: too
quick to satisfy!

Date: 2005-03-09 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scathachdhu.livejournal.com
"I love how you played
the burglar last night." He paled.
"But I was at work."

Date: 2005-03-09 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spuffylover24.livejournal.com
Haiku porn is AWESOME.

Date: 2005-03-09 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theatre-pixie.livejournal.com
BWAHAHAHA!!!

*kitty snuggles*

Date: 2005-03-09 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lordhades.livejournal.com
Dude!! That is fantastic. Haiku porn is hysterical.

Date: 2005-03-09 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyofthesea.livejournal.com
I'd contribute if I could write Haiku. Great stuffs!

Date: 2005-03-09 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spankychipmonky.livejournal.com
you're adoreable

Date: 2005-03-09 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krajmajales.livejournal.com
Cum swapping sluts lick.
All over face and lips too.
But do they like it?

Penetration comes
plunging in out in out in
He comes and she sighs

Date: 2005-03-09 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krajmajales.livejournal.com
Oh, and I'm totally adding you.

Date: 2005-03-09 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auburngrl.livejournal.com
how 'bout:

i hate you haiku
you are too hard
too do
splash

(ok - i got that from wayne's world)

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