40cakes | Is this my Rabbit Hole post or the meme answer to "Post I'd never make"? YOU DON'T KNOW!

Sex toys are just so trashy and embarrassing. I'd throw them out, but egads, what if the neighbours saw?

My car likes my father better. Makes sense, as she's a girl. The Corolla has an Oedipus complex.

I don't get what everyone's talking about with Saiyuki. Haven't they ever heard about the concept of brothers-in-arms? Sex-crazed loons. I'm going to escape them with some Legato x Microwaved Buttered Bagel.

My skin is slowly escaping my skull, yet my hair growth continues unabated.

I think it's time to redress the cat, but in what? I can't just take off the pig's clothes!

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Elf, Bunny, Flower. I win!

Hello Kitty is a marketing tool and it disgusts me.

Red is the colour of determination. Or is it the color of determination?

The Donger was Ling.

Tigers are useful for defense against someone sneaking up behind you with raspberries.

I think I shall become a nun, as Orthodox Catholicism and celibacy both greatly appeal to me.

I may just prostitute myself out for a PS2. Or an iPod. Though one night with me is worth more than the entire Sony and Apple empires combined.

I've figured out how to work the toilet! I HAVE 12 BREASTS!

Hyatt loves me.

Question me? OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!