40cakes | More Evil Children

K4: my niece knew how to work a vcr before she could read.
CelluloidAngel: HA!
CelluloidAngel: my little cousin knows how to work the computer. he's 3.
CelluloidAngel: I'd be proud, but he's a little asshole, so it pisses me off that he gets to play with such massive technology at such a young age.
CelluloidAngel: he's the only kid who's managed to make me totally despise him.
CelluloidAngel: other kids, sure, they can bug you...but damn, this kid is just a little asshole
CelluloidAngel: he's going to grow up to be a total asswipe
CelluloidAngel: he doesn't even sleep in his own bed
CelluloidAngel: well, maybe now he does considering his parents just conceived again...but dammit, three years old, sleeps with his parents
CelluloidAngel: and he has his own cool little bed- it's a car.
CelluloidAngel: how sick is that?
CelluloidAngel: don't think there hasn't been family convos about that when they aren't around
CelluloidAngel: the grandparents totally shit bricks
K4: they should eat more bran.
K4: here's one...if i haven't already told you about this....another boscov's story
K4: there's this woman in the fitting room, and her husband is sitting in one of the chairs outside, waiting for her to get done. as she comes parading out in a dress, i see a toddler inside reach up to the door and try to lock it. i tell her, "I think he's gonna lock you out." she replies, "Oh, there's another child in there with him, it's okay."
K4: I shrug and think nothing of it, until i see the other "Child". he's a boy. a boy on his way to becoming a man.
K4: with the slightest traces of facial hair.
CelluloidAngel: ok.
CelluloidAngel: I just burst out laughing.
CelluloidAngel: the whole fucking neighborhood heard that.
CelluloidAngel: SICK!
CelluloidAngel: that's totally lolita pervy
K4: even the father thinks it's weird for him to be in the DRESSING ROOM with her. he keeps telling her, "Why is he even in there? That's a ladies' dressing room, he shouldn't be in there. Have him come out here."
K4: she insists that he's her "little dresser." this woman is not handicapped.
K4: she's in her late 40's if that.
CelluloidAngel: she's going with the whole older woman/younger man trend, isn't she?
CelluloidAngel: that kid is sooo going to be gay
CelluloidAngel: did you die laughing or did she just ask you why your jaw was on the floor?
CelluloidAngel: put this in your livejournal!
CelluloidAngel: this is classic!
CelluloidAngel: copyright it all
CelluloidAngel: write a book: adventures in retail
K4: she does not need help dressing and undressing. she also says that he's helping to take care of "Brandon" the toddler in there. the husband insists, "Have both of them come out here, I can watch Brandon." Finally she gives in, and they go to sit in the chairs.
K4: More than anything, I was wondering how the three of them fit in a room that was 3'x3', with her moving around and changing.