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[40cakes]

"#1 is far and away Betty Rubble. Is there another hand painted vixen who would so surely grab you by the scruff of the neck and bury you head in her crotch? I think not."
-Randy Jensen

"I know, I know, it's not at all original, but I can't stop thinking about...BETTY RUBBLE!! The fantasy of me being the mastadon milk man...catching Betty alone in the throes of sexual frustration while her neglectful husband Barney spends yet ANOTHER after-work cactus juice drinking session with the boys at the Water Buffalo lodge...and to hear that sweetly unique giggly
voice in the throes of orgasmic abondon that only I could provide her...ahh...uhh---umm...anyway, one vote for my Prehistoric fantasy, Betty Rubble!"
-Richard Bub

That's it. Let the asteroid, the meteor, the comet, whatever, hit us. Wipe out humanity. Whatever rises out of the muck next just HAS to be better. It HAS TO BE.

>^..^

Comments

[zelamenomiko.livejournal.com]

Oh my..... Well, I guess you gotta have fanboys in every genre of animation and live action TV. Still, that's kinda disturbing.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Yes. I understand the fanboyness. I have fangirlness. Like, "Ooh, Knives is so sekushii..." But no, I don't have fantasies where I'm a girl plant who stumbles upon his secret base while he's sexually frustrated from being a virgin for 130 years. That's Kiley Sue, and that's another journal entry someday.

>^..^

[k-diddy.livejournal.com]

Well, look at it this way -- at least you know that these guys have little to no chance of ever procreating. Heh.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Inkandpaintophiles. They'll start a support group. Gah.

>^..^

[k-diddy.livejournal.com]

Well, let's hope they gather together -- it'll make it easier to pick them off with assault rifles.

WTF?

[crisischick81.livejournal.com]

Where did you get that from, and why does it sound oddly familiar?

I need to go take another shower now. *Does Jake Morgendorffer Shudder* EEEEEEWWWW

Eyes..drooping..no..must stay awake to read more about the possessive investment in whiteness...

One week from now I'll be drunk and on the phone.

~Blarg