Go Go Gadget Tofu!

[40cakes]

So I sent an email to my 5-year high school reunion people, asking for info. Meh. Might be fun.

I disobeyed the supreme commandment of grocery shopping - never go shopping while hungry. I meant to get two things, and spent $30.

I love the self-checkout lanes because I used to work in a grocery store, so I know how things work anyway, but also, Ee hee Gadgets! (See subject line.) But I like them because when I have an item list like what I purchased tonight, there's no one there giving me a raised eyebrow (I once ran checkout for a guy who bought flowers, a cake, and KY Jelly. He either is sweet or is having an affair).

Skim Milk
Low fat honey ham deli meat
Lean hot dogs
Tofu cheese
Veggie Lasagna
Radishes
Coconut Chai
Dark Chocolate Hot Cocoa Mix
Tastykate™ Peanut Butter Kandy Kake Ice Cream

Lay off man, I haven't used any flex points this week, I deserve a little ice cream.

>^..^

Comments

[sarcasticval.livejournal.com]

I once rang a couple buying cheap plastic toy handcuffs and lingerie. That was it.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I think my last trip to Target involved the purchase of a Hello Kitty notepad, "Blue Collar Comedy Tour" on DVD, and KY Warming liquid. I just let 'em ring and run.

>^..^

[arafel.livejournal.com]

*snicker* You should let me get the KY for you. We have it in our company store.

[prettykate.livejournal.com]

Fuck anyone who has problems with Ice cream!

[spuffylover24.livejournal.com]

I ate a cupcake today...I started witht he frosting....tasted a bit at a time with my fingers...until I ultimately licked it all off. Then I worked on the actual cake part bit by bit. It took small nibbles to savor every moment. After that...I smoked a cig.

Eating is my new sex.

[grandlarseny.livejournal.com]

Oh man, Self Checkout is possibly the worst invention EVER. All weekend, for eight hours, whenever I'm on Register Nine, I hear:

"Please select language."

"Please move your...BANANAS... to the belt"

"SAVINGS...thirty five cents...SAVINGS...fifty cents...SAVINGS"

This voice plays constantly over the intercom when I have work-nightmares 0_0 Why oh why did they give Self Check an automated voice?!