Another letter to a non-entity.

[40cakes]

Dear Commute,

I realize you may be a bit upset that I'm breaking free of the 5-month deathgrip you have had on me, but that doesn't mean you have to be a bitch about it. Coming home at 9pm every night is bad enough without this sick Forces of Nature parody you've been playing.

Monday night = Fire in Penn Station. No trains in or out. Got home at 9:45 pm.
Tuesday night = Hurricane weather. Train is delayed and I drive extra slow in the torrential downpour. Got home at 9:45 pm.
Wednesday night = Inexplicable traffic on 295. Take 130 home, detour takes an extra hour. Got home at 9:45 pm.
Thursday night = Broken train tracks. One track in and out of NY. AND inexplicable traffic on 295 again, and take detour again. Got home at 10:15 pm.

Look, motherfucker. Tonight I'll be late of my own free will, so you best not pull any shit with me or I'll tear you up like a Kleenex at a snot factory, capice?

>^..^

Comments

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Just think of how happy you'll be Monday morning when you get to drive 10 minutes to the train station. ^_^

Your week has been unreal. O_o

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Your week has been unreal. O_o

Yer tellin' me, man.

>^..^

[crisischick81.livejournal.com]

Dude, you've got an apartment!!!! Fuck that commute freestyle, yo!

No, I don't know what that means.

Felicitations on your new abode, may it bringeth you much joy and a thorough allowance for sleeping in on work days.

ROCK!