A Monkees meme. I don't see enough of these, really.

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If you don't know The Monkees, there's no reason for you taking this.
If you're not a fan and insist on staying, better make this good.
Which Monkees episode is your favorite?:	Fairy Tale
Song?:	As We Go Along
Monkee?:	Mike
What did you think about "Head"?:	Ahead of its time, underrated, and inducing of WTFness aplenty
What did you think about "33 1/3..."?:	Poor quality (though that wasn't their fault) and silly plot, but groovy music
Which record was their best?:	Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn, & Jones, Ltd.
When did you become a fan?:	1997
How?:	Friend of mine in high school was all about retro stuff, and she had a bunch of episodes on VHS.
Have you seen all of their episodes?:	Multiple times. Shut up.
Who is the best song-writer of the group?:	Mike
Best performer?:	I'd say Mike again, on the merits of Elephant Parts
Best singer?:	Mike
Best dancer?:	I'll say Davy. He's got the funk, man.
Best actor?:	I think they all did fairly well with what they had.
Which song (that one of the members wrote) was the best?:	Circle Sky
Which song do you most identify with?:	Long Title (Do I Have to Do This All Over Again)
What do you think of Dolenz, Jones, Boyce & Hart?:	Hey, money's money.
Mr. Schneider?:	He's the dummy, dummy.
Don Kirschner?:	Fat fuck.
I don't even know if I spelled those right.:	You did.
Have you ever been to a Monkees/ solo concert?:	No, but I have Mike live at the Britt
If so, when, where, who?:	:p
Did you sit still and quietly enjoy, or were you all over the place?:	skip
Did you purchase any of their ridiculously expensive items?:	skip
How many records, CDs, tapes, etc of theirs do you own?:	All the albums up to Head, Three Missing Links CDs, Greatest Hits, Justus. Head, and both seasons on DVD. Plus a bunch of episodes on the VHS releases.
Which year was their best?:	1967
What do you think of the idea for the New Monkees?:	that didn't exist. And Italic Squirrels totally isn't following in its footsteps.
Describe Peter in 3 words::	Kind. Gentle. Underrated.
Davy in 3::	Short. Egocentric. British.
Micky in 3::	Wacky. Outgoing. Friendly.
Mike in 3::	Smart. Funny. Talented.
Why do you like The Monkees so much?:	They're fun and irreverant and you can dance to them.
If you could create your own Monkees episode, what would it be called?:	Thoroughly Modern Monkee
What songs would be played?:	Tear the Top Right Off of My Head, Sometime in the Morning
What would the plot be?:	Like plots matter in a Monkees episode. It's all about the music and the one-liners :)
Who would guest star?:	Patrick Warburton. And Bruce Campbell.
Would you be in it?:	They'd break down the fourth wall eventually, and I'd be an out-of-focus person on screen right.
If so, would you or someone else play "YOU"?:	see above.
What would happen in the end?:	BIG AMERICAN DANCE PARTY
What romps would the guys do? Where?:	I think there should be kittens involved. In a park.
Would you also make a Monkees movie?:	Nah. Head and 33 1/3 were great, and anything else would be a 90 minute episode, which they already didn't want to make.
If so, tell me all about it.:	skip
Have you ever met any of the fellas in person?:	No, but there's a voice actor who comes in sometimes who once saw Micky Dolenz at an audition. And I can also connect myself to Kevin Bacon.
If so, how, who, when, where, etc?:	blurp
What one line would you make Peter say?:	The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine!
Davy say?:	I AM standing up!
Micky?:	You do and I'll be sorry!
Mike?:	Don't do that.
Mr. Schneider?:	We get too soon old, and too late smart.
What one crazy thing would you make Davy do?:	Ride a horse backwards!
Peter?:	Ride a unicycle!
Micky?:	Meet his evil twin second cousin.
Mike?:	Dress as his evil twin stepsister!
Who would end up getting the hookup?:	Peter. He doesn't get enough hookups :)
Let me guess... You and your favorite Monkee.:	See icon.
How far would you go for a concert?:	Is Mike there? I'd go if Mike were there.
If you could create a new Monkees album, describe the cover art, songs, etc:	I'd make it look like a food product, like "Canned Monkee" or somesuch, and the track listing would be set up like the nutritional facts.
If you could write a new song of theirs, what would be the lyrics?:	I ain't no songwriter. Songwriters got soul. I work in television.
Anything else you would like to share?:	Uh. I heart Mike!

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Comments

[jaina.livejournal.com]

*smiles and nods*

[agentjuana.livejournal.com]

i am obsessed with the monkees. two years ago i saw davy and mickey in concert. i almost died. not gonna lie though, i have had a hardcore crush on peter since forever.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

AWESOME! We miss you already.

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