A summation of my problems with Kingdom Hearts II, only by MC Chris

Watch on YouTube

If you're interested, youtube also had the version of Chris at some concert giving this rant, without the game clips and bad subtitles ("y-o-u-apostrophe-r-e is 'you are'; y-o-u-r is 'your'!", and "smoke a bold"??). I am too lazy to link.

Found on VG Cats.

All Hollow's Eve

I was PMSing and miserable this weekend, and it only gets worse when I'm miserable and forced to clothes-shop, even when the clothes store is pretending it's a Halloween store. Everything I liked wasn't in my size. What was in my size was too expensive. And we all know that packaged Halloween costumes are all made of fabric the consistency of Kleenex, so they're nowhere near worth the money. I'm not creative enough to make anything (though when someone saw this pic of a work-in-progress glove, they said, "You look like Edward Scissorhands!" and I thought, Hey, Edward Knittyhands or something would be cute, but I have no time or patience or yarn to halfway-sorta knit up an entire outfit, but now I know what I can go as next year, but I digress), but I noticed that all the costumes were "Gothic Witch", "Gothic Vampire", "Gothic Angel", "Gothic 1900's-era Railroad Tycoon", and said, "Hey, I says, I should just go in my goth wear and everyone at work will be surprised and no one will notice that's it's not really a costume!" AWESOME.