This post is from Friday night, and parents' computer wouldn't work for whatever reason.

While at evite, trying to get somebody's address (you know who you are), I saw the following ad on the side. I think I love it.

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The CW begins a nationwide casting search for contestants for its new reality series The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll from 12n-6p this Friday, August 25, in New York City at the Park Central New York Hotel, 870 Seventh Avenue at 56th Street. The producers are looking for young women, 18 years or older, from all walks of life who want to become a self-empowered Pussycat Doll. Additional audition locations and information like audition requirements, applications, and directions on submitting audition videos, can be found at www.cwtv.com. The show is produced by Warner Horizon Television, 10 by 10 Entertainment, Pussycat Dolls, LLC, Interscope A&M Records and Wonderland Sound and Vision.

"self-empowered"?

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"self-empowered"?!?

Man, because whenever I look at the state of feminism today, I always say, "Gosh, I just wish women could be more sexualized. And we need more mediocre female pop stars, especially those whose singles take the form of competing with other women and needing physical justification from men." Luckily we have the PCD to step up to the plate. Geez.

JOB OPENING: Expecting a baby 'Labor' Day Weekend? Know someone who is? That baby could mean big bucks if you can deliver! … $50,000 to the mother of the first baby born in America during the premiere of FOXWORTHY'S BIG NIGHT OUT on Friday, Sept. 1st at 8:30/7:30c on CMT. CMT is offering a $1,000 Baby Bounty if you are first to find the mother of the $50,000 baby! See official Foxworthy Baby Bounty Rules and Entry Form: foxworthy.cmt.com

No words.

Mental Hygiene

Working on a project that requires inspiration from mental hygiene films from the days of yore. So far I've watched a 10-minute film on an inept wife who can't cook, and wound up watching the whole thing. (I still don't understand why you'd make a cauliflower casserole.) I don't think it'll make me a better cook.

But damn, do I love these things. I think MST3K started it all.