For all the wine drinkers in da house

I know there are a few of you here who like wine, so I link to BottleNotes, a mail-order service that finds wine that matches your customizable tastes. It calls itself "Netflix for Wine".

Making up for Geography Failure

You Passed 8th Grade Science

Congratulations, you got 8/8 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Science?

You Passed 8th Grade Math

Congratulations, you got 9/10 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?

ARRRR

I've been watching a lot of DVDs for work this week, and more than once I've seen this anti-piracy ad (PSA?) with the following onscreen graphics:

You wouldn't steal a car.
You wouldn't steal a purse.
You wouldn't steal a television.
You wouldn't steal a DVD.
Downloading movies on the internet is illegal.
Movie piracy is stealing.
Yada yada yada [I made that part up]

You're right. I wouldn't steal a car. Or a purse. Or a TV. Maybe a DVD. MAYBE. But those things require some sort of strategy and escape plan. And they hurt the people who, for example, bought the car. Had personal items in that purse. The small-business owner who needed the revenue from that TV or DVD.

Stealing movies from Paramount Pictures? Hey, I'm pretty honest. I'm also an American Capitalist. That means that I demand to pay what something is worth. And "Little Black Book" is worth the price of the time it takes for my internet to download it and the CD I burn it onto. Maybe. Hey, I pay for quality merchandise. For example? As of this Tuesday, I'll have bought "The Princess Bride" on DVD TWICE.

Oh, and if you're the kind of movie studio who makes a hot mix trailer of your films on DVD to a hard-hitting action-packed song, and you include SIDEWAYS, then I definitely don't feel bad about stealing.