Filene's Basement can suck it

I hate shopping. I don't mean buying, I don't mean browsing, I mean shopping. When you need to purchase something, but you have to browse for it. I like casually looking around a store, and I like going in, immediately picking up what I need, and purchasing it. I hate the combination of the two. And thus, I hated my trip to Filene's Basement and TJ Maxx today. I also hate the TJ Maxx fitting rooms, which have those "half-doors" which start at my knees and come just above my boobs for me. Wonderful. Because trying on pretty clothing in harsh lighting while I'm sweating through my sweater after the 4-block walk isn't humiliating enough without my paranoia kicking in.

Speaking of the walk, here's my highest-ranking celebrity spotting OMG:


Yay Monk! And, y'know, award-winning, critically-acclaimed actor of stage and screen. But mostly yay, Monk.

4 minutes of a goldigging boy just shaking his head

Really. Does anyone take Kevin Spears seriously? ANYONE?! Is there any girl saying, "That K Fed is so hot, what with his vagina beard and three-pack-a-day habit, and his propensity to leave pregnant girlfriends so he can go screw a waning pop star. I should be a groupie!" Is there a clan of inbred hick gigilos somewhere with a shrine set up in his honor? "And now as you eat this Cheez-It, be reminded that this is His body; and drink this fo'ty of Coors Light and know that this is His blood. Now open your hymnals to the Brazilian Ass-Shaker on page 420." He's not even talented enough to be the cute pet of a big celebrity! HE'S BRITNEY SPEARS' HUSBAND. SHE LIP SYNCHS AT CONCERTS SO SHE CAN "DANCE" AT THE SAME TIME!

Grr, argh, ah, guh...Before I have an anuerism, here's a video of this jackass premiering his new single to MTV News or something.

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Mom's advice on what to do with my hair:

You have the box of color that I bought you at your place. If you don't want to color it just make sure it is clean and fluffy. :)

I AM NOT A PIECE OF LAUNDRY, DAMMIT, I AM A HUMAN BEING!

Last post today, I promise

You'd think someone whose company revolves around exploiting the sexualities of only really, really attractive teenagers would look, I don't know, better.

morgan78 thinks he looks like an albino frankenstein dressed as a frat boy. I think he looks like what a Cabbage Patch would if those things aged and grew up. You decide.