I'm the Kevin Smith of 100bullets

I'm explaining the concept of a drabble when he says, "Well, really, how much can you do with one?" I try to explain that you just do a quick character piece, or a short scene. They're not that hard once you get into the rhythm. We do this back and forth until I pick up that he's hinting that he wants to read something I've written. Tense up. Sweaty palms. This man has seen me naked in harsh lighting, and I'm having heart palpitations over a small geeky activity. "Um. Let me find you a good one."

So I'm trying to find one, and man. Dick and fart jokes, every one. Also, lots of vibrator jokes. Man, do I love a good vibrator joke. The world needs more of those, but we won't get them until the patriarchy is smashed or something.

Oh fuck, there's one written to Britney Spears lyrics. This is just plain embarrassing.

[EDIT] Now he says to me he says, "Show me something larger than 100 words!" I believe the proper term for the noise I made was a "guffaw", accompanied by paling and saying, "But it's all crap!"