Nerd Porn, Episode 2

Worksafe, I suppose. Girl in a bikini, but no naked peoples. Courtesy of Mr. R. J. drewbie, retired.

Yeah, baby, roll that 20!

Oh come now, she's not even doing it in a silly voice. Or wearing a red bikini, for that matter.

I would totally make better nerd porn, but I thought I'd share these with you, as they're good for laffs.

Besides, I make Zero Wing jokes before blow jobs, I'm so much of a hotter nerd. And I have bigger boobies, ain't that right, girls?

When the fuck did ASHTON KUTCHER become the smartest man in Hollywood?

ROMANCE TAKING A COMIC TURN
Fox catches Kutcher's 'Grandpa' pilot
Ashton Kutcher is turning his real-life relationship with Demi Moore into a sitcom -- sort of. Fox has made a pilot commitment to the tentatively titled "30 Year Old Grandpa," a half-hour laffer from scribe Holly Hester about a young man who marries an older woman and becomes the stepfather to kids nearly his age.

Oh Queen of Wands, when you're good, you're very, very good.

Posted for the benefit of Kirk, as Angie and I felt the need to break into this song on the way home Thursday night. Although I'm sure there are some of you on my friendslist who are curious about catchy pop songs involving vaginas with teeth.

Oh, and stolen from morgan78

( Cut because prettykate MADE ME CRY )

And now for some sort of actual post.

I should someday scan everything I doodle in the Online department meetings. Not that I'm a good artist in any way, but I'm certainly inspired. Also, I think I'd like to icon "The Adventures of ZOMBIE CAT" in time for Halloween.*

We have a sex archive on our network's website, and we're talking about organizing videos and Q&A into an easy-to-navigate format. To provide an example, one of the writers said, "We could just list the FAQ, like 'Where's My G-Spot?' and go from there." Now, because this is my mind, that turns into a children's story akin to "Where's My Cow?" It could be educational - they could pass it out in high schools during sex ed. "Sally felt a bump. 'Are you my G-Spot?' she asked. 'I am not your G-Spot,' the bump replied. 'I am your clitoris!'"

I think I should share these ideas with everyone and then they won't make me go to meetings anymore.

Tonight is yoga class and then House and maybe I won't miss the first half tonight if I run straight from class. jaina and I fired up a Netflix account, and two DVDs shipped out so maybe we'll get at least one tonight to watch afterwards. 'Twould be lovely. Speaking of which - hey, jaina, I pretty much tripled our Queue last night by filling it up with AFI's 100 top movies that I haven't seen yet.** Hope you don't mind XD

Changing my mind again about Halloween costume. The possibility of going as my old boss would be fun. I think I'll have to approach the other former receptionists that worked under her, and we'll see if we can get a kickline of Fs. It'll be wacky and surely we'll win a prize.

*Surprise, I mostly draw kitty cats. Shu'up.
**Though I couldn't get the Jazz Singer. Are you shitting me? The original Jazz Singer isn't out on DVD? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Hee.

Made-Up Words from the Simpsons.