Sorry, friends, only Utena fen will get this.

Dear nova_usagi,

I'm rewatching the Utena Apocalypse arc right now, and I must apologize. You see, at first I just thought you were a complete idiot. But now I see the true answer. If you've watched this entire series and don't think Akio has ever had sex with anyone, you're from planet Obtuse (seen only once every 600,000 years, between Uranus and Urvagina). That very much explains why no one could understand your bizarre, seemingly non sequitir responses.

Kiss kiss,
Lt. Major fadingembers IV

It's Badly-Thought-Out Crossover Time!

I'm too lazy to search for the thread, but at some point, jaina told me she'd rescind the hit out on my life if I followed through on a silly suggestion I had made for HP/Utena fic. Hopefully I live to tell the tale.

If you know Utena but not HP, you should understand. Sorta. Spoilers for the latest book.
If you know HP but not Utena, um... You might wanna move along. Some people who know Utena don't even get Utena.

( So it's poorly-thought-out crossover time, kids! )

GIP

OTP