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1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your own bulletin...along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the "coolest" book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.

You can (carefully) slide the cube, using your hand or your mouth, anywhere you like, slowly dripping melted ice as you go.

Oh like you're surprised I have a book like that right next to my bed.

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Weight Watchers Windfall

I exfoliated and washed and moisturized and shaved and lotioned! I'm smilky smooth! I feel like a real girl!

So there's this little purse-like pack Weight Watchers sells for $22 that has two books full of points for everything. I've been tempted to get it, but have put it off because really, I can find nutritional information for almost anything online, and I know how to figure out points in my head. But it's been tempting me and tempting me when I eat things that aren't in the little welcome book they gave us. Today, I was putting away clean dishes and I noticed something very familiar-looking.

Jen did WW before. She bought the little purse.

LUCKY!

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It figures. We were having too much fun. Of course someone had to be an asshole.

Every time I think there's a limit to how far millyfan's head goes up her ass, she surprises me. She's gonna be a mobius strip soon.

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