Get CG?

I like Get Fuzzy, and I also liked the live-action Scooby Doo flick, but something about this doesn't set right with me. From Animation World News:

BEAUTY & THE BEAST DIRECTOR MAKES LIVE-ACTION DEBUT WITH GET FUZZY.
LION KING- director Rob Minkoff's Sprocketdyne Entertainment has signed a deal with United Media to transform Darby Conley's comic strip GET FUZZY into a CGI-enhanced live-action feature, reported DAILY VARIETY. BEAUTY AND THE BEAST and HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME director Kirk Wise will be making his live-action debut on the project. Wise has been developing the project with Conley. Minkoff and his partner Jason Clark will produce the picture, with their Sprocketdyne vp of development Warren Davis co-producing. The witty comic follows single, good-natured ad man, Rob Wilco, and his moody cat Bucky and laid-back dog Satchel.

[Edited to add this. Wee, miser.]

FELLOWSHIP & TWO TOWER EXTENDED EDITIONS COMING TO THEATERS.
In anticipation of the release of the final film in the series, New Line Cinema has decided to release the extended editions of THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING and THE TWO TOWERS. FELLOWSHIP will be released on December 5, 2003 in approximately 150 screens across North America followed by TWO TOWERS on December 12. Some theaters will present the two films back-to-back on December 8 and 15. Then, on December 16, participating theaters will show a one-time-only marathon of both Extended Editions followed by an 11 pm screening of THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING. The official opening of THE RETURN OF THE KING will be December 17, 2003.

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There's so much tangled meaning here, I think I answered correctly...

Fandom Loves and Losses Meme

The one you gained your soul for, your everlasting eternal:
Trigun

Your first true love that can still make your heart go pitt-patter, and with whom you can see no flaws:
Sailor Moon

The one you cheated on both of the above with, but know cannot be your long-haul choice:
Tenchi

The Silent Bob to your Jay:
80's animation fandom

You very own Captain Jack Sparrow, who loved you madly & brilliantly then left you stranded on a desert island to weep over the lost rum:
Magic Knight Rayearth

The multi-summer romance you had that you'll never forget, cut off from the real thing by the gods of time & circumstance:
Invader Zim

The one all your friends say you should date:
Final Fantasy VIII

The one you're flirting with while your eternal is away, but find utterly impossible to take seriously:
FLCL

The one you've always admired from afar, too scared to approach:
Revolutionary Girl Utena

The one you missed entirely:
Lupin III

The one your relative is dating that you find repulsive:
Sex and the City

The one your relative is dating that you've come to accept in small doses:
Inu Yasha

The one you had a great breakfast with, who was killed by a bus 5 minutes later, despite looking like Brad Pitt:
What fuck wrong this question?

The jailbait:
Noir? (What is this one supposed to suggest?)

The cute one:
Hamtaro

The crush with accessories you obsessed over:
Neon Genesis Evangelion

That unsucessful blind date a while back:
Love Hina

The one who could have been your eternal love, until you lived with them a while and realized you only wanted a best friend:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Your life-long fantasy:
My fantasy fandom? Wanker free? :: shrugs :: I'd like to see Jem have more fans. And GTO.

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Someone posted this in the quotes community -

The Next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a Siamese Twin.
You're brother, attached to your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date tonight.

Hm. Let's analyze this, shall we? And by 'we,' I mean 'I', and 'you're' forced to sit and watch.

You're a Siamese Twin.

With my family's luck in producing boys, it would figure that when my dad finally got a son, it would be attached to another daughter. Besides, "conjoined" is the proper term. Tsk, tsk.

You're brother, attached to your shoulder, is gay.

So is it double his date's pleasure that his sister, attached to his shoulder, is straight? Would that be ever so awkward on my dates? Would I always wonder if the guy were really attracted to my brother and not me? And what if I found a bisexual guy? Maybe we could have our own sitcom...

You're not.

Yeah, I know. We already covered that above. Oh, I get it...it's supposed to be a bad day because this is aimed at men. Oh ho ho. Just a little side joke for the phallus bearers to enjoy, eh? Maybe we'll explain it to the little fillies later, heh heh. If they can hear it over the washing machine and their soap operas!

Fuck you and your lies and your Y chromosomes! I AM THE EMASCULATOR! FEAR MY NECKLACE OF SEVERED PENISES, AND MY SPEAR DECORATED WITH TESTICLES! I'LL GET THE LOT OF YE FER MAKIN' JOKES THAT DON'T INCLUDE ALL GENDERS! BOOGEDY BOOGEDY BOOGEDY!

He has a date tonight.

Kinky. Since we share a body sorta, do we share orgasms? If so, do I pass the amazing power of multiple orgasm through the shoulder, or do we have to do some sort of wonder twins fist smash? Do I have to wear a man mask so as to not spoil the mood for either of them? You know, this can't be all bad. Maybe we can break the man he's got a date with tonight and turn him into our conjoined twin love slave. I'll market a whole line of sexual aids for threesomes involving conjoined twins. It'll make a fortune, enough to buy a mail-order Russian man who won't have a problem doing anything we ask. Cackle cackle.

I like work.

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I have hit a bad point. I've read through all the archives of Queen of Wands and Something Positive. I HAVE ONE AND A HALF MORE DAYS HERE! SOMEONE FIND ME A NEW WEBCOMIC! DIDDY MAO!

Hee. I tried to go to Dub This!, and the security blocker says it's locked for being rated under "bikini/lingerie, entertainment".

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SQUEEEEEEE!

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You know, something tells me just based on the word "Marine" that one would be out of place on Gunsmoke.

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