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Aug. 27th, 2003 12:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
40cakesSomeone posted this in the quotes community -
The Next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a Siamese Twin.
You're brother, attached to your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date tonight.
Hm. Let's analyze this, shall we? And by 'we,' I mean 'I', and 'you're' forced to sit and watch.
You're a Siamese Twin.
With my family's luck in producing boys, it would figure that when my dad finally got a son, it would be attached to another daughter. Besides, "conjoined" is the proper term. Tsk, tsk.
You're brother, attached to your shoulder, is gay.
So is it double his date's pleasure that his sister, attached to his shoulder, is straight? Would that be ever so awkward on my dates? Would I always wonder if the guy were really attracted to my brother and not me? And what if I found a bisexual guy? Maybe we could have our own sitcom...
You're not.
Yeah, I know. We already covered that above. Oh, I get it...it's supposed to be a bad day because this is aimed at men. Oh ho ho. Just a little side joke for the phallus bearers to enjoy, eh? Maybe we'll explain it to the little fillies later, heh heh. If they can hear it over the washing machine and their soap operas!
Fuck you and your lies and your Y chromosomes! I AM THE EMASCULATOR! FEAR MY NECKLACE OF SEVERED PENISES, AND MY SPEAR DECORATED WITH TESTICLES! I'LL GET THE LOT OF YE FER MAKIN' JOKES THAT DON'T INCLUDE ALL GENDERS! BOOGEDY BOOGEDY BOOGEDY!
He has a date tonight.
Kinky. Since we share a body sorta, do we share orgasms? If so, do I pass the amazing power of multiple orgasm through the shoulder, or do we have to do some sort of wonder twins fist smash? Do I have to wear a man mask so as to not spoil the mood for either of them? You know, this can't be all bad. Maybe we can break the man he's got a date with tonight and turn him into our conjoined twin love slave. I'll market a whole line of sexual aids for threesomes involving conjoined twins. It'll make a fortune, enough to buy a mail-order Russian man who won't have a problem doing anything we ask. Cackle cackle.
I like work.
>^..^
The Next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a Siamese Twin.
You're brother, attached to your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date tonight.
Hm. Let's analyze this, shall we? And by 'we,' I mean 'I', and 'you're' forced to sit and watch.
You're a Siamese Twin.
With my family's luck in producing boys, it would figure that when my dad finally got a son, it would be attached to another daughter. Besides, "conjoined" is the proper term. Tsk, tsk.
You're brother, attached to your shoulder, is gay.
So is it double his date's pleasure that his sister, attached to his shoulder, is straight? Would that be ever so awkward on my dates? Would I always wonder if the guy were really attracted to my brother and not me? And what if I found a bisexual guy? Maybe we could have our own sitcom...
You're not.
Yeah, I know. We already covered that above. Oh, I get it...it's supposed to be a bad day because this is aimed at men. Oh ho ho. Just a little side joke for the phallus bearers to enjoy, eh? Maybe we'll explain it to the little fillies later, heh heh. If they can hear it over the washing machine and their soap operas!
Fuck you and your lies and your Y chromosomes! I AM THE EMASCULATOR! FEAR MY NECKLACE OF SEVERED PENISES, AND MY SPEAR DECORATED WITH TESTICLES! I'LL GET THE LOT OF YE FER MAKIN' JOKES THAT DON'T INCLUDE ALL GENDERS! BOOGEDY BOOGEDY BOOGEDY!
He has a date tonight.
Kinky. Since we share a body sorta, do we share orgasms? If so, do I pass the amazing power of multiple orgasm through the shoulder, or do we have to do some sort of wonder twins fist smash? Do I have to wear a man mask so as to not spoil the mood for either of them? You know, this can't be all bad. Maybe we can break the man he's got a date with tonight and turn him into our conjoined twin love slave. I'll market a whole line of sexual aids for threesomes involving conjoined twins. It'll make a fortune, enough to buy a mail-order Russian man who won't have a problem doing anything we ask. Cackle cackle.
I like work.
>^..^
