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Jul. 30th, 2003 10:10 pmLook! A man-hating lesbian yaoi fan gives a whole essay about why yaoi rules!
1. Men are nasty, but men acting like women and having sex with each other are sexy! Only make yuri/femmeslash to get het female characters out of the way.
2. Rape is fun and sexy! So is anal blood!
3. Never, ever, ever, EVER follow canon. Making characters act like their established selves just gets in the way of cock.
There's an MST also, but it wouldn't load all the way for me. If you get to see it all, though, 'tis funny.
>^..^
1. Men are nasty, but men acting like women and having sex with each other are sexy! Only make yuri/femmeslash to get het female characters out of the way.
2. Rape is fun and sexy! So is anal blood!
3. Never, ever, ever, EVER follow canon. Making characters act like their established selves just gets in the way of cock.
There's an MST also, but it wouldn't load all the way for me. If you get to see it all, though, 'tis funny.
>^..^
