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I finally figured out what the "loser sneeze" is! Thank you, google search!

It's that thing you do when you call somebody a loser, but you pretend you're sneezing instead. I wasn't aware that was something that would be "in fashion". Oh well, I've never been in the "in crowd" anyway.

For more information on why in the Hell I was trying to find this out, click here.

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Miss Congeniality is funny and cute, yet it really bugs me. Watching it tonight on TBS, I know why.

It's not really a Sandra Bullock movie. I mean, c'mon. Who went to that and thought she was a dog in the beginning? Who read that script and said "Sandra Bullock is perfect for an ugly duckling story!" It really feels more like a Janeane Garofalo gig.

That, and the ending, where she and Ben Bratt get together. I like to call those "congeniality endings," not named so because of this movie. It also happened in this summer's Italian Job. The lead male and female get hooked up, even though there was no romance and no chemistry. Why? Because they're man and woman, duh! You're only truly happy in life if you achieve heterosexual love! Those two characters had nothing going for them. He's dating cute little blonde women, and mocking her masculinity while she's being herself. Suddenly, she's "pretty" (again, it's Sandra Bullock - when isn't she pretty?), and he's totally hot for her, and thus...romance! Blah. The movie would have been better without their stupid little get together to sour it at the end for me.

Hee, Home Movies.

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Say, anyone else HORRIFIED by the "Kids Eat Free" ad for Hooters they're showing on Adult Swim?!

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