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It's a sickness.

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It Came From the Junk Filter

"What would you do for an erection"

:: shrug :: Dunno. Blow job?

Ohh. It thinks I'm an impotent male and...oh, I get it. Silly me. How embarrassing.

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Alternate bad joke:

Is that like what would I do for a Klondike bar? Cause I'd murder puppies for one of those right now.

You Can Do It!

Once upon a time, I remember a professional lady on my friends list saying that she would like to decorate her cubicle/desk with cool things (I think it was Karen...)

It don't get much cooler than this.

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I ain't with balls!

"As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize I'm the only one in the room with balls."
- Rita Mae Brown

As much as I love this quote, I think we need to come up with a better word that means one has gusto and drive and courage and all those things that only men are apparently supposed to have. But it just doesn't sound the same to say, "Am I the only one here with a clitoris? God, people."

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