Vibrator in my Yard

And lo,
the news said "Winter weather warning."
Rob joked that it was
snowing right now.
So I opened the shades out of curiousity.
And there,
beneath the window, was a
vibrator.

No
really.

It was smooth, white, and covered with grass.
And I spoke up, saying,
"Hey, guys...
there's a vibrator under our
window."
Their replies were shocked.
"Are you
shittin' me?"

"No, I'm serious. Look. There's a
vibrator
in our yard."
And they looked. And they
laughed. Still unbelieving of what I had seen,
I went outside to
verify the vibrator. It was real. I almost wanted to
touch it and bring it in as a
souvenir. I knew better.

So I only
took pictures.
They will be
posted soon.

This really happened. I have neither the
time nor the
patience to make something up like a
vibrator under my window.

>^..^

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You Will Get a Zip For Valentine's Day!

Your man isn't one to celebrate holidays, but even if he were such a person, he would probably forget.


Your man and you are functional, not romantic. You guys have sex and do social gatherings together.


Otherwise, it is a constant struggle to get him to remember the ways of the world.


The good side is that you are free to do anything you want. You don't owe him anything.


What to treat him to a special dinner out for Valentine's Day? Go ahead.


Or, maybe you should spend the evening with your friends.


Take a deep breath and feel the freedom. Isn't it wonderful?



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