Vibrator in my Yard

[40cakes]

And lo,
the news said "Winter weather warning."
Rob joked that it was
snowing right now.
So I opened the shades out of curiousity.
And there,
beneath the window, was a
vibrator.

No
really.

It was smooth, white, and covered with grass.
And I spoke up, saying,
"Hey, guys...
there's a vibrator under our
window."
Their replies were shocked.
"Are you
shittin' me?"

"No, I'm serious. Look. There's a
vibrator
in our yard."
And they looked. And they
laughed. Still unbelieving of what I had seen,
I went outside to
verify the vibrator. It was real. I almost wanted to
touch it and bring it in as a
souvenir. I knew better.

So I only
took pictures.
They will be
posted soon.

This really happened. I have neither the
time nor the
patience to make something up like a
vibrator under my window.

>^..^