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So pale_jezebel left me to give the quote about fluffing. Bah.

"So in Film II, the group that was filming decided to name their piece 'Prelude to a Porno'. And while we're standing around waiting for the next take, I said, 'Can we get a fluffer in here?' and everyone is sorta stupefied by my porn knowledge."
"What's a fluffer?"
"Yeah, I don't know, either."
"A fluffer is the person in a porno that keeps the male lead hard between takes."
"Do you put that on a resumé?"
"Damned if I know."
"Wait, why would he need a fluffer if the chick that's in the porn with him is right there? She's gonna do him anyway, can't she just perk him up 30 seconds before they start?"
"Maybe he's gay and wants a boy fluffer."
"But then why would he be doing straight porn?"
"A job's a job. I worked in the Dress department; doesn't mean I wear dresses."

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Yes, I finally took the fuckin' planet child quiz.

What Planet Are You From?

this quiz was made by The Autist Formerly Known As Tim

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Note to self: Sleeping till 1:30pm and drinking bunches of Vanilla Coke does not make me go to sleep.

But I got a new watch and two more pairs of cat ears.

Ever wonder why people add you as a friend? I found out I have a new person that lists me as a friend, yet we share no common friends, and our only shared interests are incredibly general: cats and movies. Anyone know the link to that six degrees of lj separation thingie?

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Now THIS is plushie porn, Crisischick!

I'm thinking of leaving this on all day.

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