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Sep. 23rd, 2002 03:34 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
40cakesSo pale_jezebel left me to give the quote about fluffing. Bah.
"So in Film II, the group that was filming decided to name their piece 'Prelude to a Porno'. And while we're standing around waiting for the next take, I said, 'Can we get a fluffer in here?' and everyone is sorta stupefied by my porn knowledge."
"What's a fluffer?"
"Yeah, I don't know, either."
"A fluffer is the person in a porno that keeps the male lead hard between takes."
"Do you put that on a resumé?"
"Damned if I know."
"Wait, why would he need a fluffer if the chick that's in the porn with him is right there? She's gonna do him anyway, can't she just perk him up 30 seconds before they start?"
"Maybe he's gay and wants a boy fluffer."
"But then why would he be doing straight porn?"
"A job's a job. I worked in the Dress department; doesn't mean I wear dresses."
>^..^
"So in Film II, the group that was filming decided to name their piece 'Prelude to a Porno'. And while we're standing around waiting for the next take, I said, 'Can we get a fluffer in here?' and everyone is sorta stupefied by my porn knowledge."
"What's a fluffer?"
"Yeah, I don't know, either."
"A fluffer is the person in a porno that keeps the male lead hard between takes."
"Do you put that on a resumé?"
"Damned if I know."
"Wait, why would he need a fluffer if the chick that's in the porn with him is right there? She's gonna do him anyway, can't she just perk him up 30 seconds before they start?"
"Maybe he's gay and wants a boy fluffer."
"But then why would he be doing straight porn?"
"A job's a job. I worked in the Dress department; doesn't mean I wear dresses."
>^..^
