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Aug. 10th, 2002 12:36 amStolen from tenuouslinkboy, who stole from crazyelfzoe, posted so frolickingsheep can put it in her journal, because she mentioned she wanted a big survey to fill out.
Physical
Three traits you're happy to possess:
1. Vagina (Dude, if I had a penis, I'd never leave the house again! "Casey, don't you have to go to work?" "Shh! Playing! La la la...")
2. nice calves. rowr.
3. uh...
Three traits you're not so happy to possess:
1. Geez, only three? Uh, boobs.
2. I'd be happier if my skin had pigmentation
3. Did I say boobs yet? Boobs.
Three traits you wish you possessed:
1. Smaller bone frameage
2. muscles
3. gun in my arm might come in handy sometimes.
Mental
Three traits you're happy to possess:
1. mad math skillz y'all
2. mellowness
3. outward kindness and pleasantness
Three traits you're not so happy to possess:
1. paranoia, cha cha cha
2. procrastination
3. complete and utter conceit
Three traits you wish you possessed:
1. motivation
2. better language skillz y'all
3. inward kindness and pleasantness
Relationships
Three ideal mental characteristics of a partner:
1. intelligence
2. morbid, oddball sense of humor (couldn't have said it better myself, TLB)
3. loving
Three ideal physical characteristics of a partner:
1. eyes
2. arms
3. butt
Three things your partner should know and understand about you:
1. I am stupidxor sometimes.
2. I am Queen of the Universe.
3. Do the words "nymphomaniac kitten" mean anything to you?
Accomplishments
Three things you've done and are proud of:
1. graduated third in my high school class
2. got a job without my parents or family pulling strings for me (Yeah, it's at Boscov's, but still...)
3. pumped exactly $10 of gas by myself in Baltimore (with no one around to see...)
Three things you've done and regret:
1. not saving money ever.
2. Not working harder in High School/College
3. Not keeping in touch with Melissa.
Three things you plan on doing:
1. Graduating college
2. Moving out as soon as affordable
3. Getting a handful of animal crackers from the kitchen
People
Three people who have influenced you most (and how?):
1. Janis Joplin - yeah, she had a scratchy voice that wasn't the best in the world, but she sang like she didn't give a fuck.
2. Mom. You rock.
3. Naoko Takeuchi. Now, give me a second to explain...if she hadn't created Sailor Moon, getting me hooked on the show, which got me interested in other anime, only one of the figures at my desk would be here today, my DVD crate wouldn't be quite as filled, I wouldn't have met a lot of awesome people, wouldn't have gone to any conventions, and probably would be a lot richer.
Three fictional characters you best relate to:
1. Usagi Tsukino - I'm blonde, blue-eyed, clumsy, and I don't know any kanji, either.
2. Enid of "Ghost World"
3. Matilda. Without freaky mind powers. But mind you, I tried.
Three people you'd like to meet:
1. Mike Nesmith
2. Jason Nesmith - rowr.
3. Yasuhiro Nightow - yeah, I've already met him, but I'd actually like to sit down and have a conversation with him. Maybe over ceylon tea.
Words
Three song lyrics you best relate to:
1. I find some of what you teach suspect, for I'm used to relying on intellect, but I try to open up to what I don't know
2. When you open up your mouth to speak, could you be a little weak?
3. Could you believe in Heaven, if Heaven was all you had?
Three good pieces of advice:
1. Don't smoke in bed
2. Run with scissors
3. If everyone around you is dancing, and your anus starts bleeding, don't just stand there and yell that your anus is bleeding, because you'll be drowned out by the music and the cheering and the dancing. You've gotta fix the problem yourself and cut back in.
Three writings everyone should read:
1. Girls and Boys Together by William Goldman
2. Matilda by Roald Dahl
3. Microserfs by Douglas Coupland
Ideals
Three things you'd like to see more of:
1. cows.
2. happy people
3. money
Three things you'd like to see less of:
1. Girls younger than me with children
2. Tommy Hilfiger
3. those walkie talkie kinda things, or people using their wireless phones as 2-way radios. It's fine when you're in the mall, trying to find your husband or the rest of your family, but today a woman was at my register, talking with her husband. Who was at home. I didn't need to hear him announce, "Okay, love you hun. I'm gonna get in the shower now." Just use the phone normally for stuff like that.
Three organizations you do or would support:
1. NRA
2. Breast Cancer Research (Just saving my ass for the future)
3. The Organization to Save Cute Little Kittens. Just, like, to collect them off the streets. And there'd be a whole cute kitten zoo.
Physical
Three traits you're happy to possess:
1. Vagina (Dude, if I had a penis, I'd never leave the house again! "Casey, don't you have to go to work?" "Shh! Playing! La la la...")
2. nice calves. rowr.
3. uh...
Three traits you're not so happy to possess:
1. Geez, only three? Uh, boobs.
2. I'd be happier if my skin had pigmentation
3. Did I say boobs yet? Boobs.
Three traits you wish you possessed:
1. Smaller bone frameage
2. muscles
3. gun in my arm might come in handy sometimes.
Mental
Three traits you're happy to possess:
1. mad math skillz y'all
2. mellowness
3. outward kindness and pleasantness
Three traits you're not so happy to possess:
1. paranoia, cha cha cha
2. procrastination
3. complete and utter conceit
Three traits you wish you possessed:
1. motivation
2. better language skillz y'all
3. inward kindness and pleasantness
Relationships
Three ideal mental characteristics of a partner:
1. intelligence
2. morbid, oddball sense of humor (couldn't have said it better myself, TLB)
3. loving
Three ideal physical characteristics of a partner:
1. eyes
2. arms
3. butt
Three things your partner should know and understand about you:
1. I am stupidxor sometimes.
2. I am Queen of the Universe.
3. Do the words "nymphomaniac kitten" mean anything to you?
Accomplishments
Three things you've done and are proud of:
1. graduated third in my high school class
2. got a job without my parents or family pulling strings for me (Yeah, it's at Boscov's, but still...)
3. pumped exactly $10 of gas by myself in Baltimore (with no one around to see...)
Three things you've done and regret:
1. not saving money ever.
2. Not working harder in High School/College
3. Not keeping in touch with Melissa.
Three things you plan on doing:
1. Graduating college
2. Moving out as soon as affordable
3. Getting a handful of animal crackers from the kitchen
People
Three people who have influenced you most (and how?):
1. Janis Joplin - yeah, she had a scratchy voice that wasn't the best in the world, but she sang like she didn't give a fuck.
2. Mom. You rock.
3. Naoko Takeuchi. Now, give me a second to explain...if she hadn't created Sailor Moon, getting me hooked on the show, which got me interested in other anime, only one of the figures at my desk would be here today, my DVD crate wouldn't be quite as filled, I wouldn't have met a lot of awesome people, wouldn't have gone to any conventions, and probably would be a lot richer.
Three fictional characters you best relate to:
1. Usagi Tsukino - I'm blonde, blue-eyed, clumsy, and I don't know any kanji, either.
2. Enid of "Ghost World"
3. Matilda. Without freaky mind powers. But mind you, I tried.
Three people you'd like to meet:
1. Mike Nesmith
2. Jason Nesmith - rowr.
3. Yasuhiro Nightow - yeah, I've already met him, but I'd actually like to sit down and have a conversation with him. Maybe over ceylon tea.
Words
Three song lyrics you best relate to:
1. I find some of what you teach suspect, for I'm used to relying on intellect, but I try to open up to what I don't know
2. When you open up your mouth to speak, could you be a little weak?
3. Could you believe in Heaven, if Heaven was all you had?
Three good pieces of advice:
1. Don't smoke in bed
2. Run with scissors
3. If everyone around you is dancing, and your anus starts bleeding, don't just stand there and yell that your anus is bleeding, because you'll be drowned out by the music and the cheering and the dancing. You've gotta fix the problem yourself and cut back in.
Three writings everyone should read:
1. Girls and Boys Together by William Goldman
2. Matilda by Roald Dahl
3. Microserfs by Douglas Coupland
Ideals
Three things you'd like to see more of:
1. cows.
2. happy people
3. money
Three things you'd like to see less of:
1. Girls younger than me with children
2. Tommy Hilfiger
3. those walkie talkie kinda things, or people using their wireless phones as 2-way radios. It's fine when you're in the mall, trying to find your husband or the rest of your family, but today a woman was at my register, talking with her husband. Who was at home. I didn't need to hear him announce, "Okay, love you hun. I'm gonna get in the shower now." Just use the phone normally for stuff like that.
Three organizations you do or would support:
1. NRA
2. Breast Cancer Research (Just saving my ass for the future)
3. The Organization to Save Cute Little Kittens. Just, like, to collect them off the streets. And there'd be a whole cute kitten zoo.
