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I forget who sent me in this direction, whether it be hereiammummyman or k_diddy, but thankee. I heart Touch My Monkee. Here is a happy poem I found there.
KITTENS
"Look at them"
Said Mike.
"grinning evily as they
sip their tea.
I`ll get you.
I`ll get you all.
you stupid Kittens."
Had to work in the Juniors department tonight, where the two things I really hate are found in abundance: Tommy Hilfiger and Stupid Teen Girls™ (I miss the Misanthropic Bitch). The Tommy section was a complete mess. You'd think people willing to pay $38 for a pair of yoga pants would be couth enough to fold said pants back up when they couldn't find their size. You'd be wrong.
If anyone I know has ever paid $40 for a DKNY piece of cloth that they call a "shirt," you will have to be thwapped with my boom stick. Some of the things I folded this evening kinda left me stumped in the folding department - I know what to do with a shirt or sweater or tank top, but what do you do when the front is barely there, and the back is just all laces?
Sigh.
:: tries to punch boobies back into chest :: I want to wear cute shirts with kittens on them, damn you! I hate both of you!
I like working with Sean at the front register. Sean is funxor. We doodle and make lecherous comments.
>^..^
KITTENS
"Look at them"
Said Mike.
"grinning evily as they
sip their tea.
I`ll get you.
I`ll get you all.
you stupid Kittens."
Had to work in the Juniors department tonight, where the two things I really hate are found in abundance: Tommy Hilfiger and Stupid Teen Girls™ (I miss the Misanthropic Bitch). The Tommy section was a complete mess. You'd think people willing to pay $38 for a pair of yoga pants would be couth enough to fold said pants back up when they couldn't find their size. You'd be wrong.
If anyone I know has ever paid $40 for a DKNY piece of cloth that they call a "shirt," you will have to be thwapped with my boom stick. Some of the things I folded this evening kinda left me stumped in the folding department - I know what to do with a shirt or sweater or tank top, but what do you do when the front is barely there, and the back is just all laces?
Sigh.
:: tries to punch boobies back into chest :: I want to wear cute shirts with kittens on them, damn you! I hate both of you!
I like working with Sean at the front register. Sean is funxor. We doodle and make lecherous comments.
>^..^
