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My kitty's playing with the cord to my robe :-p

Work was boring dull boring. Note to customers: If you need help, ask. Don't stare at me until I come over and ask if you need help. Please.

So MTV's in Sea Isle City again, and BeautyQueen!Nancy emailed MTV to let them know that she is Miss South Jersey, and since they're in South Jersey, maybe they would want her on at some point. No response until this past weekend, when she gets a phone call, asking her to come over on Monday, and maybe be a guest host for the top 25 countdown or somesuch. She's all happy (even though she has scabies-- er, I mean, ringworm!) and goes over on Monday. MTV was less than enthused when they saw Miss South Jersey. I think I summed it up best when I recounted the story at Denny's earlier tonight-

"They were expecting a beauty queen. And they got her."

So instead of guest host, she was one of those people always playing volleyball or something in the background. I was amused.

I learned from Shannon that in the fashion world, size 12 is considered Plus Size.

You know, if I slit my wrists, I should drop a pound from just blood loss, right?

>^..^<

*Not really going to slit wrists. But maybe I'll go vomit up dinner now. Excuse me. And now, I spread Preparation H all over my body.