I'm Glad I'm Not Pretty...
Jul. 10th, 2002 11:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
40cakes...it seems like too much work.
BeautyQueen!Nancy and Shannon talking today about upcoming modeling thing they have to go to:
"I have to, like, stop eating now."
"I'm gonna put Preparation H under my eyes the night before."
"We have to wrap ourselves in Saran Wrap the night before, too."
(Upon receiving strange looks from Casey) "Oh yeah. Spread Prepraration H on your legs and wrap them in Saran Wrap overnight, and it makes your legs firm." (And I just play DDR)
"I'm gonna do my own hair this time."
"What did you do last time?"
"I went to a hairdresser. She pulled my hair back in a tight bun."
Caseythoughts: You went to a professional to have your hair pulled back?!
"We have to get our toes and nails done, too."
"I can do that when we're there. I do my own nails."
"I usually do, but I want someone else to do them for this."
"We shouldn't get too tanned yet, either. I hear they don't like a tan. They actually prefer that kind of really light, porcelain skin."
(Casey looks at self and shrugs)"Y'all start talkin' about duct tape, and I'm leaving."
"Actually, you're supposed to use masking tape."
"Actually, if you can get your hands on it, you wanna get that medical tape doctors use to wrap stuff up. That won't rip off your hair when you take it off."
(Wonders what either of them could need tape for, and thinks of stupid joke.
Q: How are women and rocks alike?
A: If they're flat, you can skip 'em!)
"Yeah, I should tape up my butt."
At this point, I left the conversation to put away swimsuits.
Now, I will hastily apply a coat of black nail polish so it will be freshly chipped for tomorrow. Maybe they'll kick me out of the department soon, ne? NE?!
>^..^
BeautyQueen!Nancy and Shannon talking today about upcoming modeling thing they have to go to:
"I have to, like, stop eating now."
"I'm gonna put Preparation H under my eyes the night before."
"We have to wrap ourselves in Saran Wrap the night before, too."
(Upon receiving strange looks from Casey) "Oh yeah. Spread Prepraration H on your legs and wrap them in Saran Wrap overnight, and it makes your legs firm." (And I just play DDR)
"I'm gonna do my own hair this time."
"What did you do last time?"
"I went to a hairdresser. She pulled my hair back in a tight bun."
Caseythoughts: You went to a professional to have your hair pulled back?!
"We have to get our toes and nails done, too."
"I can do that when we're there. I do my own nails."
"I usually do, but I want someone else to do them for this."
"We shouldn't get too tanned yet, either. I hear they don't like a tan. They actually prefer that kind of really light, porcelain skin."
(Casey looks at self and shrugs)"Y'all start talkin' about duct tape, and I'm leaving."
"Actually, you're supposed to use masking tape."
"Actually, if you can get your hands on it, you wanna get that medical tape doctors use to wrap stuff up. That won't rip off your hair when you take it off."
(Wonders what either of them could need tape for, and thinks of stupid joke.
Q: How are women and rocks alike?
A: If they're flat, you can skip 'em!)
"Yeah, I should tape up my butt."
At this point, I left the conversation to put away swimsuits.
Now, I will hastily apply a coat of black nail polish so it will be freshly chipped for tomorrow. Maybe they'll kick me out of the department soon, ne? NE?!
>^..^
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Date: 2002-07-11 07:44 am (UTC)Man, don't get me started on beauty pagents.
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Date: 2002-07-11 06:59 pm (UTC):: raises hand ::
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