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Sep. 5th, 2003 01:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
40cakesI get a patient registration back with the note "preauthorize insurance" attached.
Don't skip this cuz it's about work. Teh funny will follow.
I say to myself, "Gee, I guess I should preauthorize, then." The only phone number I have to contact the insurance company is attached to the registration. I call. A recorded message says the new phone number and disconnects. Odd. Usually, you'll be transferred after something like that.
Call the new phone number. Am told "all circuits are busy. Please call back later." Odder. Usually, drowsy musicness is played while you wait on the phone for an hour.
After everything slows down, I call back. The recorded voice that greets me?
"Hey, guys! You've found the exciting place to meet hot, horny girls--"
Hang up.
Between this and the webcomics I read describing themselves as "pornography," I'm gonna get screwed by IS eventually, I just know it.
>^..^
Don't skip this cuz it's about work. Teh funny will follow.
I say to myself, "Gee, I guess I should preauthorize, then." The only phone number I have to contact the insurance company is attached to the registration. I call. A recorded message says the new phone number and disconnects. Odd. Usually, you'll be transferred after something like that.
Call the new phone number. Am told "all circuits are busy. Please call back later." Odder. Usually, drowsy musicness is played while you wait on the phone for an hour.
After everything slows down, I call back. The recorded voice that greets me?
"Hey, guys! You've found the exciting place to meet hot, horny girls--"
Hang up.
Between this and the webcomics I read describing themselves as "pornography," I'm gonna get screwed by IS eventually, I just know it.
>^..^
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Date: 2003-09-05 07:58 pm (UTC)At least it explains the 'all circuits are busy' message. Because what do lonely people like? Pudding and pornography! [i heart jeff]