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You know back in May, when I said that graduation would hit me sometime in September?

Hit me this morning. Gonna be a long day.

Date: 2003-08-11 07:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crisischick81.livejournal.com
You know what really hit me this morning?

"Man, I'm so fucking sick of "school"."

Yep, time to graduate- I think I finally hit my limit when it comes to academia in general.

Damn you, Sean and Joe, for making school so fun!!!! Lies!! All lies!!!

Date: 2003-08-11 09:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pale-jezebel.livejournal.com
heh, remember back in may when i said i could work everything out? reality bites! and i am fighting with the 19 year old over power tools!

Date: 2003-08-11 03:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crisischick81.livejournal.com
Heh, you said 'tools'.

Date: 2003-08-12 08:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lizature.livejournal.com
I don't know who this 'graduation' person is, but you should probably do something about this. Domestic violence is a serious issue. It will most likely not be the last time.

Support

Date: 2003-08-12 08:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizrep.livejournal.com
I'm help to help you , also. As a victim of abuse, (as a child, my salad vegetables would thrash me before I could eat them), I understand your pain. Just give the word, my new friend in need.

Re: Support

Date: 2003-08-12 08:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lizature.livejournal.com
Oh my god, I feel for you. How did you manage to get through that?

Re: Support

Date: 2003-08-12 08:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizrep.livejournal.com
It was pretty rough... my therapist had me confront my fears and residual anger by attacking cloth dummies with bottles of Thousand Island dressing. It mostly worked, though I now feel strangely angry whenever I go to a salad bar.

Re: Support

Date: 2003-08-12 08:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
Gradumacashun does not hit. It taps, gently, like the knock of the Jehovah's Witness at the door. It holds, firmly, like the jaw of the pit bull you have directed at the visiting missionary. It hums, soothingly, like the angry swarm of killer bees that you reserved for such intrusions. But it never hits, solidly, like the head of Mjolnir upon all heathen followers of lesser gods.

Re: Support

Date: 2003-08-12 08:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lizature.livejournal.com
That's amazing...you are a strong individual.

There is a salad dressing by Kraft called Cucumber Ranch, have you tried that?

Re: Support

Date: 2003-08-12 08:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizrep.livejournal.com
Nor does it bonk, like the aggressive broccoli. Oh God, flashback! Mommy greenmonster thing in veggie fridgedrawer! Mak it stop! make it stop! Foot owies, pinkytoe carrotmashed!

Re: Support

Date: 2003-08-12 08:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizrep.livejournal.com
Nope, but I hea that's where the cukes go to undergo an intensive three week program to lose weight. It's like a fat farm, except they lose cellulose instead of cellulite.

Re: Support

Date: 2003-08-12 08:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ghostwriterxx.livejournal.com
I think...that I can finally say what my carrots did to me...

no wait...I still can't DAMN THOSE ORANGE STICKS OF HATRED~!

Re: Support

Date: 2003-08-12 08:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deinemuse.livejournal.com
I certainly will offer any help possible. What kind of graduation hits another person. Absurd!

Re: Support

Date: 2003-08-12 09:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lizature.livejournal.com
Hmm, I guess that's a good thing...I like my cucumbers long, thick, and firm.

Re: Support

Date: 2003-08-12 09:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lizature.livejournal.com
Jesus and I love you.

Re: Support

Date: 2003-08-12 09:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
My Jesus is better than your Jesus!

Re: Support

Date: 2003-08-12 09:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
Not as good as the green melon balls of pain, but they'll do in a pinch.

Re: Support

Date: 2003-08-12 09:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
Well, wait'll you get a load of my zucchini...

Re: Support

Date: 2003-08-12 09:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
Tonight on FOX: When Graduations Attack!

Re: Support

Date: 2003-08-12 09:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lizature.livejournal.com
my jesus can kick your jesus' ass.

Re: Support

Date: 2003-08-12 11:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lizature.livejournal.com
I think you should give fizrep a mouth full of zucchini as a form of cognitive-behavioral therapy.

Re: Support

Date: 2003-08-12 12:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ghostwriterxx.livejournal.com
Well I've got a jesus fish! And he'll eat your jesus for breakfast provided he actually goes swimming and doesn't walk on water that day

Re: Support

Date: 2003-08-12 12:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ghostwriterxx.livejournal.com
On Video: Graduations gone Wild!

Re: Support

Date: 2003-08-12 12:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
Today's Jerry Springer topic: Graduations and the people they hit. Why does the love continue?

Date: 2003-08-13 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crisischick81.livejournal.com
Casey. Who the fuck are all these people in your journal?

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