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Dear People in Charge of the X-Men film franchise -

Hello, I'm writing this letter after recently viewing X-Men 2. The movie was very good and made me regret that minute I spent in the potty. However, I do have some comments I'd like to voice to you.

Much of the audience is well-versed in the X-Men universe. We know Wolverine has a total boner for Jean Grey. We grew up watching the cartoon on Fox. We all own that issue of Uncanny X-Men with them macking on the cover. Those of us who don't, watched the first movie. Thus, you do not have to show us longing looks in every two shot of them. Don't worry, we'll remember he totally digs her. Personally, I'd be much more interested in why he cares about her.
Pyro was, no pun intended, very hot. You should have a lot more Pyro in the next film. And possibly sexy nude photos of him in the DVD extras.
If you're aiming to make smoochies between Storm and Nightcrawler, again, we don't need closeup two shots of them every fifteen minutes. Trust me, there are good actors portraying both characters. You don't need to help them along with cameras.

Thank you for listening to my concerns. I hope you will remember them for X-Men 3: Something to Do With Phoenix or Somesuch.

>^..^<

P.S. - Where da fuck is Gambit, you sons a bitches?