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[40cakes]

Iraq raid planning

-US: Ok, putting together RvR group for Iraq raid... who's in?
-Turkey: Only if someone makes me new armor. Last Iraq raid I lost money
on
-US: *sigh* Ok, can't build you the new armor, but I'll help pay for it.
How much you need.
-Turkey: 6 Plat.
-US: WTF?! You're not building the armor out of platinum, ya tard.. no
frikking way.
-Turkey: Yeah, but I wanna get it SC...
-US: 3 plat, and that's all I'm offering.
-Turkey: Sweet. Ok, I'm in.
-Spain: I frikking hate Iraq. They were camped at our keep for frikking
EVER, man--long time ago, but still pissed off about it. Meet you at
Turkish keep.
-US: Cool, thx.
-Italy: Me 2
-Chile: I'm in.
-US: Ok, so far, got US, Turks, Spain, Italy, Chile.
-Bulgaria: Umm, got room for some lowbies? Thought maybe we could leech
some...
-US: Yeah, sure. Why not. Just don't attack anything. Set up a /assist
US macro, ok?
-France: Hey all, what's up?
-US: Putting together an RvR raid, hitting Iraq.
-France: No frikking way, dood. Look, I'm part of Alliance leadership,
and I say no way do we go in there. I'm using Alliance veto.
-US: WTF? Alliance Veto?
-France: Yeah, it's in Alliance charter. Me, Germany, US, Russia, and
China can all cancel any Alliance raid event.
-Bulgaria: Hey, me and the other Eastern Europeans wanna go...
-France: STFU, n00b. Your guild got no say in this.
-Bulgaria: ,,!,,
-Germany: I don't really want to go either.
-US: ...
-France: Yeah, we veto. No guildies go to Iraq.
-US: What about you, Russia.
-Russia: Well, if everyone else goes, it's ok, but if France and Germany
say no, then that's cool.
-US: Jeez Dood, show some balls. You used to love going on raids.
-Russia: Yeah, but that Afghanistan raid a while back was a disaster.
Total group wipe-out.
-US: Yeah, but you were in different alliance, man. This is different.
Besides, we pwn3d last time we went on Iraq raid.
-France: Doesn't matter. I say no.
-Spain: Doesn't matter if they don't go anyway, France just gives up
anytime he sees any combat anyway. He's a buttmunch. Lives next door to
me.
-France: Oh yeah? Well you skipped that WWII raid completely.
-Spain: Only cuz I'd just come back from dueling, was too tired to RvR.
Besides, you died in first wave, spent the rest of the raid licking dirt
and whining.
-France: ..!..
-US: Guys, c'mon. I'm trying to put this thing together, here... look, I
don't care what France says. I'm going, and anyone who wants to come
with me can. China, you in?
-China: *shrug* Don't feel like it.
-US: Ok...
-North Korea has challenged you to a duel! Type /duel accept to accept
or /duel decline to decline the challenge.
-/duel decline
-North Korea tells you: "Dood u r teh suq. I will r0xxorz u"
-You tell North Korea: No thanks, guy. Trying to get an RvR raid going.
-North Korea tells you: "Ur just scaerd of the pwnage"
-You tell North Korea: Riiiight. STFU, okay? I'm busy
-North Korea taunts you.
-/ignore North Korea.
-US: How come you're not coming, Germany?
-Germany: I'm just not into the violence anymore.
-You tell Germany: Bullsh*t, you're just waiting for us to go into Iraq
so you can gank France again.
-Germany tells you: Ooops. *blush* busted!!
-You tell Germany: Dude, why bother? He's gray to you.
-Germany tells you: It's just satisfying, I guess. It shuts him up for a
while, anyway.
-France: I'm telling you, if anyone goes, then it'll break the Alliance.

-Spain tells you: Whoop-de-sh*t, this Alliance sucks anyway. Let's go
anyways.
-US: France, WTF is ur problem?
-France:I want to send scouts in, first. Let them see if there's any
reason to go in.
-US: Ok, how long it gonna take them?
-France: Couple weeks, maybe. Months, possibly.
-US: MONTHS? WTF???! Dude, I don't want to wait that long. I'll give
your scouts a week, at most. We'll reschedule then.
-France: I may veto anyway.
-US: Yeah, whatever.
-/tell Spain yeah, may have to. He's a dipsh*t.
-Bulgaria tells you: If you go, let me know. Me and my lowbie buddies
are in.
-You tell Bulgaria: Cool, thx. Are you someone's ALT?
-Bulgaria tells you: Some of us were Russia's buffbots, but we're
soloing, now.
-US: Ok, meet again next week. We'll take things from there.