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FamCare gave me banana flavoured/scented condoms with my latest purchase of magic nobaby pills. They smell nice! I'm gonna string a bunch of 'em up and use 'em as air fresheners.

I had nightmares again last night. All I remember is some German (well, brain German. As in, I don't speak a lick of German yet my brain registered that as the official language of last night's dream), and woke up with Rammstein in my head. My winamp must become more selective in the future.

The Sam Goody magazine that tries to sell me awful CD's and worse movies called Blue Crush the "Citizen Kane of teen movies."

>^..^

Date: 2003-02-20 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] k-diddy.livejournal.com
FamCare gave me banana flavoured/scented condoms with my latest purchase of magic nobaby pills. They smell nice! I'm gonna string a bunch of 'em up and use 'em as air fresheners.

PICS PLZ KTHNX!

The Sam Goody magazine that tries to sell me awful CD's and worse movies called Blue Crush the "Citizen Kane of teen movies."

"Citizen Kane" and "teen movies" should never be used in the same sentence. Ever. (Besides, everyone knows that the "Citizen Kane" of teen movies is "American Pie". Duh.)

Date: 2003-02-21 02:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crisischick81.livejournal.com
"The Sam Goody magazine that tries to sell me awful CD's and worse movies called Blue Crush the "Citizen Kane of teen movies.""

In a related story, John Hughes has sued Sam Goody for insinuating that he was, indeed, NOT the Orson Welles of teen movies.

"I had nightmares again last night. All I remember is some German (well, brain German. As in, I don't speak a lick of German yet my brain registered that as the official language of last night's dream), and woke up with Rammstein in my head. My winamp must become more selective in the future."

"Damn Germans. Nothing ever changes. Fucking Nazis." - Walter, The Big Lebowski
"It's not often you get to like something German." - Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm

Mmm...bananas. In pajamas.... how does the rest of that song go?

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Date: 2003-02-22 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com
Are coming down the stairs.
Bananas in pyjamas,
Are chasing teddy bears.

The rest was sucked out of my mind.

>^..^

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Date: 2003-02-24 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crisischick81.livejournal.com
My life is somehow complete now... at least the first verse of it, anyway.

It's sad when you find more meaning in kiddie themesongs about fruit than you do in the readings about phallises that your fruit professor assigns each week.

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