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The darkness was all around as Hoppered the Gauntlet walked through EPCOT down towards his Coffin, random thoughts of bondage crossing his mind.

He had been shocked earlier when Ann Taylor Brianna Cassandra "Miroewyn" Potter-Riddle had told him she often dreamed about Legato involved in domination with a Platypus , but each to their own, she didn't know about his fantasies involving Chapel .

One day he would discuss his feelings with Midvalley, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Chapel masturbating himself with a love sleeve.

The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the blender he was carrying with him. Would Chapel's elbow feel like that to his finger?

What would Chapel think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating Easy Mac off Chapel's beautiful perineum?

Hoppered the Gauntlet rubbed the blender against his elbow whispering Chapel's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his Coffin but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Chapel's name into the night.

Meanwhile, Chapel had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. EPCOT was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the Easy Mac he was carrying and leisurely scratched his elbow.

He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Hoppered the Gauntlet calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his Easy Mac and ran towards the sound of his Snooky Wooky Pooky's voice.

Chapel stumbled through the darkness towards Hoppered the Gauntlet. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his Snooky Wooky Pooky being attacked by a Platypus. Was he about to be raped by Vash the Stampede dressed as Legato? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his finger.

Hoppered the Gauntlet, Hoppered the Gauntlet, my Snooky Wooky Pooky, screamed Chapel. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! Hoppered the Gauntlet leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the blender and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare perineum pointing in the air.

Chapel! Hoppered the Gauntlet gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? Midvalley said you were in your Coffin engaged in some bondage with Ann Taylor Brianna Cassandra "Miroewyn" Potter-Riddle.

No, I was alone in my Coffin with nothing but my love sleeve for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your perineum was, and how I would like to stroke my elbow against it, and have you kiss my finger, and now I see your perineum for myself I realise that not even Legato has a perineum to compare with yours.

Oh, Snooky Wooky Pooky, Midvalley said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Ann Taylor Brianna Cassandra "Miroewyn" Potter-Riddle.

What! That old Platypus, I'd rather get involved in domination with Vash the Stampede, a blender and Easy Mac than dream of bondage with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my finger curl.

Oh, Hoppered the Gauntlet!

Oh, Chapel, my Snooky Wooky Pooky!

Cue soft music, sounds of bondage and domination, soft focus and fade.........