Worry not - the government still wants you to have sex

[40cakes]

While checking the TSA website to see if all knitting needles are allowed, or just plastic ones, I saw this on the main page, under what liquids you can carry on flights:

Up to 4 oz. of essential non-prescription liquid medications including saline solution, eye care products and KY jelly.

Man, I know the airlines are trying everything to make more people fly these days, but I didn't know free permission to join the mile-high club was included in my ticket! Maybe jetBlue also has increased bathroom size in addition to more legroom. Hopefully there are no snakes on my plane.

Comments

[prettykate.livejournal.com]

They didn't say "personal lubicant?!" WHOA! Go K-Y!

[cheekybaby.livejournal.com]

I enjoy that KY is a liquid medication. :)

[pyrobovaphiliac.livejournal.com]

You're taking both flights without me!

*cries*

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

But as long as it's with a stewardess, it doesn't count!