My dungeon! YAY MEMES!

[40cakes]

My favorite part of this: "Rich tapestries illustrate the squelchy."

I died in the Dungeon of Fadingembers

I was killed in a mosaic-tiled oubliette by Stormkpr the kobold, whilst carrying...

the Wand of Vibrators, the Shield of Doujinshi, a Figurine of Scathachdhu, the Sceptre of Sex Toys, the Amulet of Morgan78, the Armour of Trigun, the Wand of New York, the Sceptre of Hello Kitty, the Amulet of Jem, the Shield of Kitblonde, the Sceptre of Aminallauren, a Figurine of Wangch61, the Crown of Nothingjerk and 153 gold pieces.

Score: 226

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Also, the Wand of Vibrators AND the Sceptre of Sex Toys. If i'm ever royalty, I want those both along with the Sceptre of Hello Kitty.