"Rock Out with your Cock Out" is NOT a literal expression.

[40cakes]

This morning on the C-E subway platform, there was a man directly across from me on the A train platform, moving his hand around his crotch area. The 12-year-old in my brain said, "Ew, he's masturbating! Hee hee!"

But then I looked again. He leaned down and spit, then started moving his hand around again. And I thought, "Yup. That's a penis. He's really jerking off in Penn Station."

I was tempted to take a phone picture, but I just didn't care enough. I wonder what that says about ME.

Comments

[cheekybaby.livejournal.com]

Come on, man, the grime and the train sound and the odor of urine mixed with the odor of pizza.

Whoo-wee! I'm getting a tingle in my bottom just thinking about it.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Seriously. I bundle up as much as possible down there and some people want to do the opposite! Who knew?

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH SOME MEN?

http://www.gothamist.com/archives/2006/04/19/subway_flasher.php

You should have taken a picture, then posted it on your LJ with a cut of course.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I thought about it, but like I said, I just didn't care. Plus there's the threat that he might have seen me, and run across the tracks to kill me or something.

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

I think everytime you glance at someone on the subway you run that risk

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Man, true.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Did he actually have his dick out or could you just see the, uh, outline?

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Oh no, it was out. He was a black man in dark clothes standing right against the edge where there's little lighting, so I didn't notice that immediately, but yeah. Rock out.

[spuffylover24.livejournal.com]

That's so gross. Men suck.

let me tell you about men...

[el--guapo.livejournal.com]

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Woman 1 Barry was over last night.
Woman 2 Don't tell me.
Both He left the toilet seat up!
[Audience laughing]
Woman 1 I ran into Frank.
Woman 1 It's funny. He fought in Vietnam, he's an exorcist but there is one thing that terrifies him.
Both Commitment!
[Audience laughing]
Woman 1 Midge, you're my third best friend in the whole world.
Woman 2 Third? Who are the first two?
Woman 1 Ben and Jerry.
[Audience laughing]
Announcer: Lifetime: television for idiots.

Re: let me tell you about men...

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Announcer: Lifetime: television for idiots.

Well we all already know that.

[lightningspark.livejournal.com]

oh, gawd.... gaaah. and i was in penn station yesterday, too....

[auburngrl.livejournal.com]

its certainly not literal while on the subway:(

observe my icon - no penis in sight.