Pecker? I barely even know 'er!

[40cakes]

The main reason I usually avoid going to doctors will be outlined herein.

His office was poorly organized - my appointment was 8:30, so I showed up around 8:15, so I could fill out new patient paperwork. Everyone else gets there at 8:30, too! hooray. But after all that, I got in to see him pretty quickly. They took X-Rays, he felt my foot, and said I may have had a minor sprain, but nothing was broken, and if pain lasted for a few more months, to come back and see him.

Thanks, sir. I'm glad I came late to work and spent $15 so you could tell me that.

In other news, I stuck a finger up a mermaid's ass!

Comments

[el--guapo.livejournal.com]

Doctor: So, what seems to be the problem, young lady?
fadingembers: Well, my foot hurts when I do *this*.
Doctor: You should probably stop doing that. The nurse will get you your bill.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Pretty much. My mom works in a physical therapist's office, so after I told her about the visit today, THEN she asked one of the PTs what he thought I should do. I wonder why she didn't do that in the first place, since she told me to see a doc in the FIRST place. Moms is the craziest peoples.

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

Man what a Pecker!

Becareful or you will sprain your finger too!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Oh noes! Then where will the mermaid sit?

Iunnno

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

your nose?

Re: Iunnno

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Mermaids don't sit on noses, silly.

Re: Iunnno

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

I only saw the lil mermaid once sorry I didnt realize.

Re: Iunnno

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Sad. I'll have to loan you the Little Mermaid II.

Re: Iunnno

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

Ahh yes "Little Mermaid 2; Electric Bugaloo"

what about the prequel
"Little Mermaid; Rise To Power"?

[jaina.livejournal.com]

In other news, I stuck a finger up a mermaid's ass

Story please.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Pictures to follow.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

As someone who's had major foot issues, I can tell you that if the pain doesn't go away in a week or two, go back. Last thing you need is to start walking funny because your foot hurts, and then you put stress fractures in your foot, and then you are stuck in an orthopedic boot for months undoing the harm you did that you woulddn't have done if your MD had treated you in the first place.