I am definitely the President

[40cakes]

[Talking about Reagan]

Alan: And Reagan was our oldest president. Who was our youngest...?
Dave: Roosevelt
fadingembers: Kennedy
Dave: Nope, Teddy Roosevelt.
Me: Uh, I think you'll find it's JFK.
Dave: I'm telling you, it's Roosevelt!
Me: So help me, we will settle this with Rock 'Em Sock 'Em robots!
Dave: Let's google it!
Me: FINE!
Dave: Roosevelt is the youngest President, but JFK is the youngest elected President.
Me: Piss.

They say you should learn something new every day. I just taught you something, so if anyone else tries to make you learn today, I say you should spit on them and give them the finger.

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[dialogue.livejournal.com]

Hey, I already knew that....

I DEMAND A REFUND

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

::points to sign::

ALL KNOWLEDGE EXCHANGES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS ON LEARNING. STUDENT BEWARE.

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

I think I learned that from a Saved by The Bell epsiode That Miss Bliss could really teach. But I forgot it so it still counts.

I'll spit strep right in their faces.