Conductor: Step in and stand clear of the doors, folks. If you can't fit, wait for the next train. This is not the last helicopter off the top of the embassy.
My personal fave conductor story is: Asshole passenger: Why did you close the door on me?!? Female conductor: You came too late sorry. AP: man, fuck you! *train starts to move* FC: fuck you too buddy and say hello ot your mother for me.
As I was running in and out of my apt to do laundry last night, I saw a graphic for the Overheard in NY website. the VO said, "Your most private conversations on the internet? A shocking new website."
um....well, it's not new, and they're not so much private as chock full of stupidity. it's good clean fun.
Right, it's not "private" if you say something stupid on the subway, now is it? It's about time dumbasses who speak too loudly on mobiles in public get their comeuppance...as much as a website is a comeuppance.
man, stupid people are an endless source of entertainment. although, I have to admit, I sometimes expect something I've said to show up on that site. They'd probably call me drunk chick. not so subtle, is it?
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Date: 2005-10-19 09:30 pm (UTC)Conductor: Step in and stand clear of the doors, folks. If you can't fit, wait for the next train. This is not the last helicopter off the top of the embassy.
--1 train
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Date: 2005-10-19 09:37 pm (UTC)Asshole passenger: Why did you close the door on me?!?
Female conductor: You came too late sorry.
AP: man, fuck you!
*train starts to move*
FC: fuck you too buddy and say hello ot your mother for me.
classic NYC
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Date: 2005-10-19 09:34 pm (UTC)NO WAY!!!!!!
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Date: 2005-10-20 12:23 am (UTC)*adds* ^^
it made the news!
Date: 2005-10-20 02:50 pm (UTC)um....well, it's not new, and they're not so much private as chock full of stupidity. it's good clean fun.
Re: it made the news!
Date: 2005-10-20 03:13 pm (UTC)comeuppance, it is
Date: 2005-10-20 03:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-20 09:42 pm (UTC)