Nerd Porn, Episode 2

[40cakes]

Worksafe, I suppose. Girl in a bikini, but no naked peoples. Courtesy of Mr. R. J. drewbie, retired.

Yeah, baby, roll that 20!

Oh come now, she's not even doing it in a silly voice. Or wearing a red bikini, for that matter.

I would totally make better nerd porn, but I thought I'd share these with you, as they're good for laffs.

Besides, I make Zero Wing jokes before blow jobs, I'm so much of a hotter nerd. And I have bigger boobies, ain't that right, girls?

Comments

[pyrobovaphiliac.livejournal.com]

You're way hotter, I agree! Besides, all nerds prefer chain mail over yellow in bikini colors.

[chaosblue.livejournal.com]

My license plate is "ROLLD20". I would wear a bikini and take a photo, but I drive a Subaru Legacy wagon and... well, it would be more horror than hottie. ^^;;

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Duh. This was obviously made by non-nerds. Or nerd lites. Anybody could make these jokes.

They need something like, "Hey sexy. Let's go back to your place and acknowledge some horizontal tabs..." Or, y'know, just a naked girl in a bed with a pint of ice cream saying, "Let's watch some Monty Python's Flying Circus! Second season really is the best."

[chaosblue.livejournal.com]

I know how to make anal beads from 20-sided die Blackadder the III or Goes Fourth. But then, I hang out with history nerds, too. XD

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Besides, I make Zero Wing jokes before blow jobs, I'm so much of a hotter nerd

*checks item off "Things I really, really, really needed to know list*

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Hot! What do you use to bind them together? Please don't say pipe cleaners. I caught some Blackadder the other night on BBCA and had a gigglefest. "Hee, Dr. House is a fop."

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Oh like you probably didn't hear anyway. XD Besides, I cleverly disguised that behind a strike AND small text, gah. DON'T LIEK DONT' REED!!!!11111ELEVENTYONE

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Silly, I only hear Trish having sex, and all things considered, I'd rather hear you.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

XD Why, because it's more funner to taunt me later as opposed to she just being irritating? "Ha, ha, I heard you yell 'Domo arigatou, Mr. Roboto' when you came!*"

*This is a joke. I swear to God. I promise. Funny ha ha.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

No, I think it's more that, while I don't want to hear you getting groovy, I'd rather hear it and know someone I like is getting some and be happy for you than know that the irritating ditzbag is getting some.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Ahhhhh. It all becomes clear now.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Quite.

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

Yeah thats not an actual Nerd fanatsy thats more like a bad Man Show sketch, not even Jimmy Kimmel Man Show but the even AWFULIER (is that a word?) Joe Rogan Man Show.

I hate when men are given No Credit and treated like mindless hard-ons

[aria13.livejournal.com]

I don't even get the second one. I guess she's trying to be smart, but just comes across as having trouble reading. I agree; that is low quality nerd porn. *shakes head in bemusement*

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

It is! It's like a bad Man Show sketch making fun of what Nerd Porn should be. I should write an angry letter, a la Terry Gilliam animated segues.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Yeah, she definitely comes across as someone who doesn't even understand what she's saying. I wonder how many takes it took for her to get Inquisition right.

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition" is from a popular Monty Python sketch. FOR SHAME!

[chaosblue.livejournal.com]

Thick gauge fishing wire, actually. Hugh Laurie is so damn hot. Even when he's being a fop. But then, I have a weakness for scruffy jerks. <3 <3 <3

[chaosblue.livejournal.com]

Maybe they think that a dumb ditz trying to be nerdy is hot to nerds, in that sorority-girl-wants-me-THAT-BAD way?

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

But I'd imagine there are so many real nerdy girls out to seek the external validation pornography provides that they coulda used one of them, instead of this model with an ugly tattoo.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Verrrrrrry interesting. Nerd-themed sex devices; this could turn into quite a lucrative business, you realize? He is hot and scruffy. I wonder how he keeps a consistent layer of scruff. Is there a special scruff wrangler?

[restivemind.livejournal.com]

Shame on her invoking classic Python. Her "comfy pillows" are obviously plastic, which is something you would expect from a Fear Factor model/loser.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

You think? I didn't think they looked big enough to be faked.

[sarcasticval.livejournal.com]

My first thought upon seeing this was "What the FUCK is that on her stomach? Some kind of weird fungal virus?"

XD

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I know! If nothing else, it's just gaudy to have a navel tattoo AND a piercing.