Worst. Headline. Ever.

[40cakes]

"'Tom-Kat' to have kitten"

Mark my words, whoever wrote that, you shall rue the day you thought that was slightly amusing.

Comments

[cheekybaby.livejournal.com]

OMG, they could start ruing this instant and STILL not rue enough in their whole lifetime.

GAH. That's horrid.

And hey, isn't he sterile?

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Well now we know that both he and Nicole Kidman could make babies. What could possibly be the reason they didn't make their own?

[cheekybaby.livejournal.com]

I really thought they'd adopted because they couldn't. Now I'm stumped.

I still think he paid someone to be a sperm donor. And I still kinda hope (God help me) that Katie has post-partum. (Don't yell at me. I wouldn't wish it on anyone except the woman who married Tom Cruise. I want to see him cure that shit with "vitamins.")

[ladyofthesea.livejournal.com]

It goes beyond that headline. Everything about that pairing screams WRONG.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

So it's a crack pairing? XD This should be posted to fanthropology: "Real Life Alt-Pairings"

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

If she has triplets it will be a litter.