I thought it would be a link to an actual paranoid rant like this or this. How dare you post a link to a reasonably well-reasoned examination of a far-out topic. Sheesh.
Yeah, his aim isn't very good. And isn't a hurricane sort of overly dramatic? I know this is the rain of frogs, plague of locusts guy we're talking about, but a simple bolt of lightning would be far more efficient for smiting a single person. Using a hurricane to assassinate one disgruntled citizen is like weeding your garden with a bazooka.
We all know it is the wrath of the Flying Spaghetti Monster that causes these storms, in response to the decrease in pirates. As this chart shows, rises in the global average temperature have resulted in massive decreases in the pirate population.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not opposed to fossil fuels being burned, he just wants them to be used to power a giant global air conditioner. Or so his docile brethren told me once as I devoured him.
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Coincidence
Date: 2005-08-31 04:12 pm (UTC)Re: Coincidence
Date: 2005-08-31 04:16 pm (UTC)Re: Coincidence
Date: 2005-08-31 04:18 pm (UTC)Re: Coincidence
Date: 2005-08-31 07:38 pm (UTC)That was disappointing.
Date: 2005-08-31 04:23 pm (UTC)Re: That was disappointing.
Date: 2005-08-31 05:33 pm (UTC)Re: That was disappointing.
Date: 2005-08-31 05:56 pm (UTC)But if G-d is after her he sent the hurricane to the wrong place. Just sayin'.
Re: That was disappointing.
Date: 2005-08-31 06:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-31 05:26 pm (UTC)The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not opposed to fossil fuels being burned, he just wants them to be used to power a giant global air conditioner. Or so his docile brethren told me once as I devoured him.
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Date: 2005-08-31 05:33 pm (UTC)Actually, I was just sold on the "dress like a pirate" commandment.