Found by flyinglobster

[40cakes]

Beware the ninjas of South Jersey.

Comments

[obifu.livejournal.com]

Wow, that guy has the real ultimate power.

[wangch61.livejournal.com]

and a change jar.

but it appears he has no gloves.

[robinterrae.livejournal.com]

The Narutards have invaded South Jersey?

Well, at least he didn't tell the guy, "I'm a ninja, you can't see me."

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he had on full ninja gear - except for his hands. But hey, not like he needs it. Fingerprints are like a dime a dozen.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I can jump from roof to roof and get my friends free cable! It's bad ass!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Also - watch out for YOUR change jar, man. Now he's got money to get into the city, there's no holding back.

[wangch61.livejournal.com]

my change jar at home is huge....i can barely lift it with 1 hand.

i think i may use it to may for my trip to CA (prob in nov.)and PR (prob in march)

[arafel.livejournal.com]

He went out to Ninja in the Night!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I uuuuse my chinese staaar
To pick the loooock
AND STEAL YOUR CAR!

[ladyofthesea.livejournal.com]

Okay, the wallet I understand but the change jar? Must be desperate for laundry money.

[suburban-panic.livejournal.com]

  He's probably only got the one pair of black pajamas.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

College student ninja, then? "I need quarters for vending machines and laundry!"

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Without gloves.

[suburban-panic.livejournal.com]

  Pfft. Real ninjas don't even have fingerprints.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

South Jersey ninjas aren't real! Like unicorns and the tooth fairy.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

It's BAD ASS.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

SEE? That's why you have to watch out for it. That's a shitload of ninja change.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Quickly! Name all the ninja masters and their apprentices, from 307 AD until now! Spelling counts.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

So they just need to be on the lookout for a jingling, gloveless ninja who goes to the 7-11 at 4am?

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris, Chuck E. Cheese...