Weekend Update

[40cakes]

Oof. I think "oof" properly sums it up.

Well, okay, fine. Have it your way.

Friday afternoon, I figured I'd go check out the Transit Museum at Grand Central, as I always see ads for it on the Subway, and "I've always wanted to do that/go there, but..." is no longer my life motto. COULD NOT FIND THE TRANSIT MUSEUM. Honestly. Upstairs, downstairs, left and right. Checked multiple maps trying to find it. Started wondering if at some point I had imagined its existence. Defeated, caught a train home and once again did not clean my room. But I finished watching the first season of Fushigi Yugi.

Saturday I tooled around Jersey and got very very lost. But it was fun! Saw lots of places I'd like to come back and visit, and finally found my lady doc up in Summit.

Saturday night, went to wangch61's Blackout party. Apparently there are incriminating photos. Shit. Had much booze, met some new lj people. Danced with prettykate, and caracarn's gf joined us. No one else did. Total sausage fest. Pickup line of the night: wangch61's roommate Mullen to me - "Your tits look great in that dress!" Smoooooooth. No wonder he got to wear the day-glo green pimp hat. I require glow stick reparations.*

Crashed at prettykate's, and woke up early to go hiking con zuppy28 and friend. Hiking was fun and murderous. But I did it! Hungover! Go me! Only slightly sunburned on shoulders, but that means today I match my fuschia skirt. Who needs jewelry?!

Got to chat with pyrobovaphiliac on the phone for a bit this weekend, which is good. Didn't spend a lot of money, which is also good so I can save for class and vacation. Despite being incredibly tired today, had a really fun weekend in a line of fun weekends that should hopefully continue indefinitely (or at least until I say "THAT'S IT! NO MORE FUN! YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUN? BED! MM, BED!").

And now, if I put that mannequin from the prop closet at my desk, maybe no one will notice I'm grabbing a nap downstairs in the bathroom or something. Hmmmm...

*In his defense, my tits** DID look great, and I believe I successfully went through the night without a Tara Reid moment. Go me.

**Let's talk semantics for a moment. I do not have tits. Tits is such a cute little word, and should only be applied to cute little breasts. I got boobs. They get in the way and they look nice if they choose to, like my hair. I put up with the big wobbly parasites because they garner me attention and the occasional comic book discount.

Comments

[wangch61.livejournal.com]

yes the is photo evidence. soon to be posted photo evidence. and when i say soon to be posted i mean 8pm EST today.


"**Let's talk semantics for a moment. I do not have tits. Tits is such a cute little word, and should only be applied to cute little breasts. I got boobs. They get in the way and they look nice if they choose to, like my hair. I put up with the big wobbly parasites because they garner me attention and the occasional comic book discount."

I had a full on head ache from staring at your forehead. The price i pay for being a gentleman.....well...for the most part i was a gentleman...i did have the occasional slip up with the flash light.
I bet those bad boys can get a discount at any comic shop in america.
Best..dicount...ever

size doesn't matter

[prettykate.livejournal.com]

I actaully always think of the word "tits" being OK with large breasts, because I hear "she has big tits" all the time.

However, "boobies" are little boobs, like mine, and "boobs" are big, like yours. Big Busted broads like you also have tatas and gazongas. I don't get any cool names like that either. I am pretty sure I have that right.

Re: size doesn't matter

[jaina.livejournal.com]

What about us medium girls who have B/sometimes C cups? What are we? TELL ME, KATE, I MUST KNOW!

Re: size doesn't matter

[wangch61.livejournal.com]

cans.....or sweater puppets is ok.

Re: size doesn't matter

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

SWEATER PUPPETS?! They don't move of their own free will nor is there someone with their hands behind my boobs. Unless this is an epithet of wishful thinking.

Now I'm picturing dancing boobs, a la Monty Python animation.

Re: size doesn't matter

[chaosblue.livejournal.com]

Sweater puppets? *dies laughing* That is the best boob term EVER.

Re: size doesn't matter

[chaosblue.livejournal.com]

osl seems to prefer "hoots" for that size range. I think "boobs" is definitely a C-DD term, "tits" is B and under, and anything my size (E) and up seems to be "O_O".

Then again, mine are officially "udders" until Trey is done nursing.

Re: size doesn't matter

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I've seen 44J as the biggest. AND she was nursing. Oy.

Re: size doesn't matter

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I've always been partial to "jumblies."

Re: size doesn't matter

[wangch61.livejournal.com]

nothing wrong with having huge......tracks of land.

[cheekybaby.livejournal.com]

Let's talk semantics for a moment. I do not have tits. Tits is such a cute little word, and should only be applied to cute little breasts. I got boobs. They get in the way and they look nice if they choose to, like my hair. I put up with the big wobbly parasites because they garner me attention and the occasional comic book discount.

I am taking this and making it Quotable LJ. :)

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Yay! Say, speaking of which, do you belong to metaquotes? It's a lot of people quoting others' LJs. For whatever reason, it made me think of you!

[cheekybaby.livejournal.com]

NO, I had no idea! I'll go look though! Brilliant!

heya

[delascabezas.livejournal.com]

i'm adding you, given the near-drunk experienec and all!

[pyrobovaphiliac.livejournal.com]

I've been thinking about breast slang in terms of song lyrics, and as far as I can think of the word "tits" usually refers to smaller breasts. At first I thought of Sublime's Wrong Way as the first tits reference that came to mind. Since the song is referring to a 14 year old girl, I assumed it implied "small." Then just now I was listening to The Faint's Worked Up So Sexual which openly associates "smaller tits."