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Jun. 5th, 2005 09:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
40cakes- Oy. It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum. I'm about to grab the bag of ice out of the freezer and sit on it. It's so hot, I turned down sex earlier, because it was too damn hot. I KNOW!
- When she wrote her "Going 2 Sweden, kthxbai" note, J left the dry erase pen uncapped. This involved a special kind of stupid, as she left it uncapped, but still balanced in the lid enough for no one to notice, and balanced atop the white board. A cleaned the bathroom Saturday, and because we're all petty about who cleans what when, she wanted to mark on the board that she cleaned, dammit, even though it was J's turn next. So when the dry erase marker is dried up and useless, what does she do?
WRITES ON THE BOARD IN BALLPOINT PEN.
This also involves a special kind of stupid, because the way her writing looks suggests that the ink resisted attaching itself to the board, and her letters and numbers have that scrawled, "This pen isn't quite working" look to them. Which means she did back-and-forth motions with her handwriting, and at no point thought, "Maybe this isn't working because it's not supposed to."
- The loud roommate downstairs, formerly called "Ghetto Fabulous" (a moniker given to her by J, and as I never remembered her name, I continued to call her by it), is thusly deemed "Trailer Trish". Please update your contacts.
- Alright! Ready for a full week of work! Banzai!
- If you haven't picked it up yet, Radar magazine is pretty damn good. Barnes & Noble has it shelved under "Men's Interests", with Maxim and its ilk, but it's generally a snarky magazine. (I'm a little offended that a generally snarky, intelligent, funny magazine is shelved in the men's section, and not under any sort of current affairs or entertainment section, but whaddya gonna do?)
- =^..^=
- When she wrote her "Going 2 Sweden, kthxbai" note, J left the dry erase pen uncapped. This involved a special kind of stupid, as she left it uncapped, but still balanced in the lid enough for no one to notice, and balanced atop the white board. A cleaned the bathroom Saturday, and because we're all petty about who cleans what when, she wanted to mark on the board that she cleaned, dammit, even though it was J's turn next. So when the dry erase marker is dried up and useless, what does she do?
WRITES ON THE BOARD IN BALLPOINT PEN.
This also involves a special kind of stupid, because the way her writing looks suggests that the ink resisted attaching itself to the board, and her letters and numbers have that scrawled, "This pen isn't quite working" look to them. Which means she did back-and-forth motions with her handwriting, and at no point thought, "Maybe this isn't working because it's not supposed to."
- The loud roommate downstairs, formerly called "Ghetto Fabulous" (a moniker given to her by J, and as I never remembered her name, I continued to call her by it), is thusly deemed "Trailer Trish". Please update your contacts.
- Alright! Ready for a full week of work! Banzai!
- If you haven't picked it up yet, Radar magazine is pretty damn good. Barnes & Noble has it shelved under "Men's Interests", with Maxim and its ilk, but it's generally a snarky magazine. (I'm a little offended that a generally snarky, intelligent, funny magazine is shelved in the men's section, and not under any sort of current affairs or entertainment section, but whaddya gonna do?)
- =^..^=
