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The World Famous "Who I'd be/Who I'd bang" Meme

Movie Star:
Who I'd be: Quick, name someone who isn't the width of my little finger! Scarlett Johansen. She's so hot right now.
Who I'd bang: Dammit, Brad Pitt is the easy answer, isn't he? And I've broken up with Ben... Hm, Ewan McGregor. Accents are hotxx0r.

Movie CHARACTER:
Who I'd be: Satine from Moulin Rouge. Live fast, die pretty, and sing, sing, sing!
Who I'd bang: Han Solo.

TV character:
Who I'd be: Cuddy. Hee!
Who I'd bang: House. Rowr. I'm not really a shipper of any particular couple on that show, but hey, if I'm already there as Cuddy...

Disney Character:
Who I'd be: Belle was awesome, dammit. Fuck all haters. Or maybe Mulan. Hm. Nah, I'll go with Belle for now.
Who I'd bang: Dammit, does it have to be Disney only? Can't it be "family-appropriate animated films"? Cuz dude, did you SEE human Shrek? Dude. "Get away from my wife!" Rowr. Er, I guess I'll have to say Prince Eric from Mermaid. I'm a sucker for the dark hair/light eyes combo. Except on Marilyn Manson. Moving right along.

Comic Book character:
Who I'd be: Selina Kyle, baby. Like you didn't see that coming. (well, unless you thought I'd say Rogue, which I almost did, but man, as mutant powers go, what a drag.)
Who I'd bang: Gambit. No, that isn't the only reason I keep buying his awful new series ~~yes it is~~.

Cartoon character:
Who I'd be: Stormer from Jem! I'm bad ass! Kinda.
Who I'd bang: Aha. Human Shrek.

Video Game Character:
Who I'd be: Ivy from Soul Calibur II. "SQUIRM! STRANGLE!"
who I'd bang: Psymon from SSX Tricky. Shutup.

Professional Athlete:
Who I'd be: What the fuck do I know? Jenna Jameson.
Who I'd bang: At a loss again. Gimme some names of men with tiny bottoms.

Musician:
Who I'd be: Shit. Most of the female artists I like have major mental malfunctions. Melissa Ethridge? She's pretty cool. Oh, no! Shirley Manson. I'll be her.
Who I'd bang: Um...*thinks* Rufus Wainwright? He's pretty hot. Jian Ghomeshi from Moxy Früvous, too.

Anime Character:
Who I'd be: Oddly enough, this is the hardest one because I have SO MUCH ANIME. Piss shit bugger fuck. Himeno from Pretear. Just for the transformation.
who I'd bang: Again. Shit piss bugger fuck. Kyo Sohma! Cuz I like a challenge, and then afterwards, YAY FREE KITTY!

Comedian:
Who I'd be: Uh...Amy Sedaris? Sure, why not. Or Samantha Bee. Just cuz she gets to be on the Daily Show.
who I'd bang: This is tough to narrow down since the most attractive quality I find in men is ~~a nice arse~~ a sense of humour. Though my favourite comedians aren't really bangable (see, Lewis Black, Ron White, Mitch Hedberg and Bill Hicks for obvious reasons). I liked Mo Rocca much better before I read his book. Stephen Colbert? Steve Colbert.

Political leader/ News commentator:
Who I'd be: Ann Coulter. Because if we're going to go with this complete fantasy crazy world, I might as well be a complete fantasy crazy person. Also, skinny and has nice, perky hair. And what other woman gets pie thrown at her? I go to the local diner, and the waitress won't even stop and let me ORDER pie. Free pie.
Who I'd bang: Jon Stewart. Yeah, I know he's REALLY a Comedian, but...he counts here.

Literary Character:
Who I'd be: Matilda. I just can never ever get enough of that book.
who I'd bang: Uh. I'm not really pondering courtship while reading. Uh...Hyacinthe! Yay, I'm done.

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