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I met a wanker from the western land
Who said: Two vast and trunksize legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half assed, a shattered visage lies, whose spork,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of faux apathy,
Tell that its life well those passions faked,
Which yet survive, stamped on this brainless thing,
The hands that mocked them, and the attention that fed,
And on the laptop these words appear:
"My name is Millyfan, Queen of Batshit:
Look upon my wank, ye shitty, and despair!"

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck; boundless and bare
The lone and level sands run far away.

=^..^=

Date: 2005-04-28 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plantling.livejournal.com
I don't think that is Millyfan. ::Blinkie::

Date: 2005-04-28 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com
How so?

=^..^=

Date: 2005-04-28 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com
Well, she's probably not made of stone.

Date: 2005-04-28 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com
Well, fleshy bits, yeah.

It's a metaphor. About how she won't go away.

=^..^=

Date: 2005-04-28 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com
And wobbly purple and green tubes...

Sorry. Been reading too much Terry Pratchett. Wait, what am I saying, there's no such thing.

Date: 2005-04-28 06:34 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Just a bit of info: I have proof that lolusuck is not Millyfan.

See, I automatically assumed it WAS, and decided to look up the owner of the sockpuppet account so that I could yell at her for trolling.
This is what I found, since it seems like that journal is in a bit of trouble with livejournal: (If you try to click to go to it directly, you get a page saying it does not exist, but physically typing in /username/lolusuck takes you to the profile).

User: lolusuck (1507255)
Fawk U
I can see right through your shameless lies....
Name: alexa
Website: I Hate You
AOL IM: mytearsoffaith (Add Buddy, Send Message)
MSN Username: mytearsoffaith@hotmail.com
Friends: None listed.
Account type: Free Account
http://xvih8uvx.tripod.com/

A quick google search on her AIM name leads to this webpage:
http://www.findapix.com/profile.asp?member=conciousnsanity
Which also contains the name "Alexa" as well as the phrase "I hate you."

So that is the real lolusuck. Just thought you would like to know, and I did not want to post it over IN Jaina's journal where lolusuck would see me doing so.

-Tachikoma01, who was dragged into this by friends.

Date: 2005-04-28 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andmydog.livejournal.com
Um... it's "lolyousuck", not "lolusuck".

Date: 2005-04-28 07:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missandrony.livejournal.com
You get dragged into this a lot. ^^;; My sympathies.

Date: 2005-04-28 01:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arafel.livejournal.com
Does this mean she gets a higher seed in the JF Tournament of Wankers, to be broadcast on TNT ("We know LJDrama?")

Date: 2005-04-28 02:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com
She might be after this.

Date: 2005-04-28 02:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com
Thanks for the info--we did figure it out after a short bit, as lolyousuck was not nearly as interesting as MF.

Date: 2005-04-28 02:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com
*stares* You're. Correcting the spelling. Of an internet troll.

Okay, I'm gonna go to class now, you keep banging your head against that brick wall.

Date: 2005-04-28 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com
No, as in, there are two different asshats. lolyousuck is the one we had the pleasure of meeting yesterday. lolusuck is the one tachikoma just offered as evidence of non-millyfanness. That's why.

=^..^=

Date: 2005-04-28 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com
to be broadcast on TNT ("We know LJDrama?")

Well, wank IS explosive.

=^..^=

Date: 2005-04-28 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Ah, my mistake. The name was given to me second hand.

Date: 2005-04-28 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dinpik.livejournal.com
I think it's the former knives_gurl, myself.

Date: 2005-04-28 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com
I disagree. The troll was an ass, but coherent. It's fanon that Knives_gurl is ESL.

=^..^=

WANKED!

Date: 2005-04-29 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
wheeeeee.. you got wanked ! Twice

1) http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/534675.html
2) http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/693781.html

Wanker!

~Anonymouse

Re: WANKED!

Date: 2005-04-29 01:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com
...riiiiight.

Date: 2005-04-29 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Omg, wtf hahahahah

Date: 2005-05-01 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theatre-pixie.livejournal.com
What an interesting bastardization of "Ozymandias." Oddly enough I can't quite lose that poem. It lingers in the corners of my mind to be brought forth when I'm in a mood to be reminded.

Date: 2005-05-01 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com
OMG it's stalking you! I find there are some pieces of literature/art that seem to always be with us. I recently had an episode of Ellen hunt me down and find me, but I don't think that's quite the same thing. :)

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