Hosannah

[40cakes]

And now, I sing the praises of VEET:

Oh, VEET!
You are so neat!
You let me cheat!
Don't have to shaaaaaave my lehhhhhgs!

Oh, VEET!
Glad we could meet!
So friggin' sweet!
I now is haaairless sehhhhx!

Oh Iiiiiiiiii can't remember,
Maaaayyyybe 'twas September,
Know it was the year before,
In twenty-aught-four,
The last time I shaved.

Then yooooooou came into my world,
Maded meeeeeeee feel that I've been girled,
Who knew that I would care
'Bout such a lack of hair
My razors have been saved!

Oh, VEET!
You can't be beat!
Twas a fine treat!
Don't have to
SHAVE!
MY!
LEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGS!

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I'll probably continue to use a razor to shave during the warm months, as I prefer a razor and gel to a chemical reaction I don't understand. But man, is this good when we're coming out of winter and my legs look like a beast.

>^..^

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[uiggu.livejournal.com]

I sang this song to my friend (tune? I don't even know). She fell about laughing, then told me to get some Veet. My legs too 'look like a beast' <-- funniest description EVAR after winter. I hate shaving! Yay Veet! I shall get some come the morrow.