Nooz for the AWESOME

- Casting Call: NBC is hosting live auditions for its revival of the American Gladiators competition series, produced by MGM Television and Reveille. The first casting will happen this Saturday in Los Angeles, followed by auditions in New York, Chicago, Miami and Dallas throughout this month. Contestants must be 18 years of age and U.S. citizens. At these live casting events, contestants should come wearing workout attire as their physical ability will be tested in the areas of strength, speed, balance and agility. Viewers who cannot attend the live castings should visit nbc.com/casting and click on American Gladiators to apply.

I love my job, reason # 346

To console us that it's fall (and thus we have no more summer fridays), my office is serving us Ben & Jerry's ice cream.

Some people don't have maps

Y'know, Dubya says a lot of stupid shit, and he's in charge of the country, but nobody rails on him the way the entire universe came together to mercilessly mock Miss Teen South Carolina. I'll go out on a limb and say it's because everyone wants to demean a pretty, dumb girl. So I really, really, really don't want to find this shirt funny, but I do.

Though to back up my claim that she's so famous due to the misogyny of our culture, the female shirt comes in 3 sizes - small, medium, large. The male size goes all the way up to 3-FUCKING-XL.